Dang. So you could perform a wedding for me? ----- Original Message ----- From: "Larry C. Lyons" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, April 08, 2002 9:57 AM Subject: Re: Fw: Considering Ordination? We can assist you.
> Too late Beth, I got my ordination about 10 years ago from a different mail > order religion. I was really tempted to go for pope, but it cost $50. > > larry > > At 08:16 AM 4/8/02 -0800, you wrote: > >OMG, I just received the following in my mailbox. Too Funny. > > > >Howard, should I become the first athiest ordained minister? > > > >----- Original Message ----- > >From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Sent: Monday, April 08, 2002 5:34 AM > >Subject: Considering Ordination? We can assist you. > > > > > > > STREET BISHOPS, a U.S. based international ministry, wants to ordain you. > >This is a genuine outreach to enable those who want to serve an opportunity > >to do so. More than 170 men and women around the world have joined Street > >Bishops in changing lives, you can too. > > > > > > STREET BISHOPS believes that ordination should be given to all who ask. > >One of the benefits of being a LEGAL member of the clergy is that you will > >be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church. They > >include: > > > > > > WEDDINGS - You can earn part-time income officiating marriages on > >weekends. Couples are searching for a wedding officiates. Most states > >require that you register your certificate (THAT WE SEND YOU) prior to > >conducting the ceremony. Some pastors work full-time as a wedding officiate, > >so can you! And we'll put you in our database of officiates which receives > >thousands of requests for ordained ministers! > > > > > > FUNERALS - The simple fact is that people die every day, providing a > >never-ending need for funeral officiates. > > > > > > BAPTISMS - What a special way to welcome a child of God. As millions > >return to church and desire these official ceremonies, you are there to > >assist them! This adds to your part or full time income as a minister! > > > > > > PRISON MINISTRIES - Since you will be a Certified Minister, you can visit > >others in need. Assist those who are ready to CHANGE their lives - You can > >play a major part in that decision! > > > > > > HOSPITAL MINISTRIES - As an ordained clergy, you can be listed with most > >hospitals and conduct a successful hospital ministry. > > > > > > WANT TO START YOUR OWN CHURCH? After your ordination, you may start your > >own congregation! We can offer much assistance as you begin your new place > >of worship. > > > > > > APOSTOLIC SUCCESSION? Yes! Once accepted through our ministry, we will, at > >no additional admin fee, pass your file onto an independent Catholic order > >for consideration. > > > > > > WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING? "You are truly an answer to prayer for myself and > >for hundreds, if not thousands, of men who have been frustrated with > >constitution, laws, and by-laws of most denominations who have denied > >brethren who have answered the call of God." - Colorado Springs, Colorado. > >"We've been wanting to take communion during the weeks we are without a > >Priest, and now we are able to do that." - Greenwith, Australia > > > > > > WHAT IS REQUIRED? That you intend to become ordained to honestly bring > >love, understanding, peace, comfort, compassion, and forgiveness to the > >world. No degrees needed, no hoops to jump through, no restrictions on > >gender or any other ridiculous hurdle. Promise to honor God and that is all > >that's required. > > > > > > YOU RECEIVE a professionally printed 8-inch by 10-inch color certificate > >and Letter of Ordination/Proof of Minister Certification in your name. We > >pay the U.S. shipping. For Shipping OUTSIDE the U.S. please add $15.00. > > > > > > NEWSLETTER. You will also begin receiving our helpful newsletter with > >advice and answers as you begin your new ministry. This is what makes us > >very different from the others; we provide support along with the > >credentials. > > > > > > THE STREET BISHOP goal is to make this life changing step easy and > >affordable so average folks like you can benefit from the advantages of > >being ordained, and you can be enabled to serve others. The administrative > >costs for processing the ordination is only $29.00. > > > > > > FAX: To place your order by fax, complete the following form and fax to > >1-413-487-7457, or use postal mail. > > > > > > MAIL: For Cash, Check, or Money Order, complete the form below, make your > >check payable to "TSG" and mail to > > > > > > Ordination Committee Chair > > > 3206 South Hopkins Ave, #89 > > > Titusville, Florida 32780 U.S.A. > > > > > > The committee meets every other day, all applications processed within 3 > >days of receiving them. > > > > > > Check all that apply: > > > > > > __________ $29.00 admin fee for your Ordination Certificate/Credentials > > > __________ $15.00 for International Shipping (if outside the US, $6 if in > >Canada) > > > __________ Optional: $19 for personalized, laminated ID Badge with Lapel > >Clip > > > __________ Optional: $15 for "Burch Liturgies", more than a dozen > >full-length ceremonies for Baptism, Marriage, Funerals, Etc. > > > > > > (Please print very clearly in dark ink) > > > > > > ---------------- Ordination Information ------------------------0317 > > > > > > Name of Applicant: > > > > > > Academic Degree (if any): > > > > > > Address: > > > > > > City, State, Zip Code: > > > > > > Phone Number: > > > > > > Email Address: > > > > > > Religion: > > > > > > Denomination (if any): > > > > > > Preferred Title: (example Reverend, Pastor, Priest, etc.): > > > > > > Ministry Area(s) of Interest (Congregational, Hospital, Prison, Marriage > >Officiating, etc): > > > > > > Website (if any): > > > > > > Although not required, by sending us a one-page writing of why you are > >seeking Ordination, you will guide us in supporting you in your ministry. > > > > > > ------------ If Paying Fee By Credit Card Use This > >orm ---------------------------- > > > > > > Name on Credit Card: > > > > > > Address: > > > > > > City/State/ZIP: > > > > > > Your email address: > > > > > > Type of Card, circle one: Visa MasterCard > >Discover > > > (Sorry, no American Express.) > > > > > > Credit Card Number: > > > > > > Date Credit Card Expires: > > > > > > Phone Number: > > > > > > Fax Number: > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > > To be removed from our mailing list, fax address to 1-313-557-2776. 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