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Microwave Cat

first verse-----
I had a little kitty
it meant a lot to me
I attempted to give it a bath
And dry it on the rotissary

chorus-----
don't put your kitty in the oven
if it's life you want to save
it will cook from the inside out
that's what they say about the microwave
oh, not a noise
not a peep or a meow
it puts its face to the window
and the kitty went kerplow

bridge-----
put your kitty in the oven
it will cook real soon
it will blow it will pop out
like a big balloon

----- Original Message -----
From: "Kevin Schmidt" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Wednesday, April 17, 2002 2:15 PM
Subject: RE: From the OMFG files


> Actually, the dog wouldn't have exploded. :)
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Howie Hamlin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Wednesday, April 17, 2002 1:14 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: From the OMFG files
>
> Unfortunately, we Americans live in the most litigious country on Earth.
> People sue at the slightest whim.  There are so many
> frivolous cases that come to mind including the recent case where Google
> was forced to remove links to a site that was derogatory
> toward the Church of Scientology.  There was also the pet owner that
> sued a microwave manufacturer because her wet dog exploded in a
> microwave when she tried to dry it (I kid you not).
>
> Howie
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Angel Stewart" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Wednesday, April 17, 2002 2:08 PM
> Subject: RE: From the OMFG files
>
>
> > What...does ..it matter..WHAT he was on?
> >
> > If he was high on Cocaine would it be the fault of the cocaine?!??
> >
> > *HE* did this!
> > And that is ALL there is to it.
> >
> > HE is responsible for this.
> > Not television, not videogames,not music,not Accutataney or whatever
> it
> > is.
> >
> > If you tell me that his mother is to blame for not taking him in for
> his
> > checkup sto his doctor, or his doctor for not noting the signs and
> > keeping proper track of him then yeah..maybe...but the manufacturers
> of
> > the drug?
> >
> > Somebody just looking to make some money dude..that's all it is.
> Either
> > the mother directly, or the lawyer behind her.
> >
> >
> > -Gel
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> >
> > The effects linger. Sort of what the explorer said to the witch doctor
> > when he was finished the prescribed cure - the thong has ended but the
> > malady lingers on.
> >
> > Now comes the really complicating part of something like this case.
> When
> > you're depressed you get into an almost obsessional type of thinking.
> If
> > this kid was pretty bad even after the withdrawal of the drug, if
> > nothing else is done, the suicidal ideation doesn't stop, nor does the
> > complete self-denigration - in other words your continually trashing
> > yourself. It may get marginally better but the withdrawal of the
> > Accutane did not necessary make the needed changes in the system.
> >
> > larry
> >
> >
>
> 
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