> Grant wrote: > ...churches > ...tiny rocks > ...gravy! > Well ... we burn wood. But what else burns? Witches.
So why does wood burn? Because it's made from witches. So how do we know if something is actually wood? If it floats. But what else floats? Ducks. So if the thing weighs as much as a duck then it must float. And if it floats, then it must be made from witches. And if it's made from witches then it must burn ... and. thus. be. wood. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;207172674;29440083;f Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:288159 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
