Okay okay, I was late jumping in and I apologise for taking that thread down the path that it went down, so here's some humor to use as a muffin-shield.
Hatton -------------------------------------------- How To Wash A Cat 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo. 3. Find &soothe the cat as you carry it to the bathroom. 4. In one swift move, place the cat in toilet, close both lids,and stand on top, so the cat cannot escape. 5. The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds. 6. Ignore ruckus from inside the toilet (the cat is really enjoying this) 7. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power rinse, which is quite effective. 8. Have someone open an outside door (don't forget the screen door). 9. Stand as far from the toilet as possible and quickly open both lids. 10. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and go outdoors where it will quickly air dry. Sincerely, The Dog ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
