Beth-

this is not a wild cat.
this is a neighbor's cat.
with a collar and license.
but a taste for birds.

-Ben

> Better to trap and take them to animal control where they can be killed
> humanely.
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Kevin Schmidt" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Tuesday, June 11, 2002 8:36 AM
> Subject: RE: How to Wash A Cat
> 
> 
> > We just trap and shoot them, of course the ones we had were all wild
> > cats, and were causing all kinds of problems.
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > Sent: Tuesday, June 11, 2002 11:32 AM
> > To: CF-Community
> > Subject: RE: How to Wash A Cat
> >
> > We have a cat who has been lurking around our bird
> > feeder and has managed to kill some birds.
> >
> > Would like to discourage the cat without harming it -
> > just make it unhappy.
> >
> > Saw an item in a catalog that I'm considering ordering:
> > an infrared-activated nozzle that attaches to a garden
> > house. It has a mount so you can point the hose towards
> > the area you want monitored/protected. You leave the
> > water turned on to the hose. When set off by a large-
> > enough object, it releases a pulse of water from the
> > hose (probably cold).
> >
> > Hmmmmm.
> >
> > -Ben
> >
> > > That was hysterical, and if I had read that as a young child, I would
> > > have tried it!!!!
> > >
> > > Erika
> > > With a K
> > > Sneaking side glances at Snoopy and wondering if it could be done ....
> > > ;)
> > > ------------------------------------------------------------
> > >
> > > >>| -----Original Message-----
> > > >>| From: Hatton Humphrey [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > > >>| Sent: 11 June 2002 16:29
> > > >>| To: CF-Community
> > > >>| Subject: How to Wash A Cat
> > > >>|
> > > >>|
> > > >>| Okay okay, I was late jumping in and I apologise for taking
> > > >>| that thread
> > > >>| down the path that it went down, so here's some humor to use as a
> > > >>| muffin-shield.
> > > >>|
> > > >>| Hatton
> > > >>| --------------------------------------------
> > > >>| How To Wash A Cat
> > > >>|
> > > >>| 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
> > > >>|
> > > >>| 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
> > > >>|
> > > >>|   3. Find &soothe the cat as you carry it to the bathroom.
> > > >>|
> > > >>|   4. In one swift move, place the cat in toilet, close both
> > > >>| lids,and
> > > >>| stand on top, so the cat cannot escape.
> > > >>|
> > > >>|   5. The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds.
> > > >>|
> > > >>|   6. Ignore ruckus from inside the toilet (the cat is
> > > >>| really enjoying this)
> > > >>|
> > > >>|   7. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
> > > >>| power rinse, which is quite effective.
> > > >>|
> > > >>|   8. Have someone open an outside door (don't forget the
> > > >>| screen door).
> > > >>|
> > > >>|   9. Stand as far from the toilet as possible and quickly
> > > >>| open both lids.
> > > >>|
> > > >>|   10. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and
> > > >>| go outdoors
> > > >>| where it will quickly air dry.
> > > >>|
> > > >>| Sincerely,
> > > >>|   The Dog
> > > >>|
> > > >>|
> > >
> >
> > 
> 
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