That was hysterical, and if I had read that as a young child, I would have tried it!!!!
Erika With a K Sneaking side glances at Snoopy and wondering if it could be done .... ;) ------------------------------------------------------------ >>| -----Original Message----- >>| From: Hatton Humphrey [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] >>| Sent: 11 June 2002 16:29 >>| To: CF-Community >>| Subject: How to Wash A Cat >>| >>| >>| Okay okay, I was late jumping in and I apologise for taking >>| that thread >>| down the path that it went down, so here's some humor to use as a >>| muffin-shield. >>| >>| Hatton >>| -------------------------------------------- >>| How To Wash A Cat >>| >>| 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. >>| >>| 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo. >>| >>| 3. Find &soothe the cat as you carry it to the bathroom. >>| >>| 4. In one swift move, place the cat in toilet, close both >>| lids,and >>| stand on top, so the cat cannot escape. >>| >>| 5. The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds. >>| >>| 6. Ignore ruckus from inside the toilet (the cat is >>| really enjoying this) >>| >>| 7. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a >>| power rinse, which is quite effective. >>| >>| 8. Have someone open an outside door (don't forget the >>| screen door). >>| >>| 9. Stand as far from the toilet as possible and quickly >>| open both lids. >>| >>| 10. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and >>| go outdoors >>| where it will quickly air dry. >>| >>| Sincerely, >>| The Dog >>| >>| ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
