I've only worked at one shop that did Agile and I'm pretty sure they
"did it right". We had a great SCRUM master that would not allow
cross-talk and would do multiple scrums so that there was never more
then 8-10 people on a scrum at a time. Easily no more then 5 minutes.

The SCRUM master was then the one that had to deal with the scrum of
scrums and all that crap so as a developer all we were ever asked to
do was make estimates based on stories. The POs were really scolded if
the devs ever came back with a "I don't understand this" so they made
sure their stories were complete.


They also paid big money for Jim Highsmith to come in twice a year and
evaluate their process... I'm sure that helped keep things in line.



-J.J.

On Mon, Aug 4, 2014 at 10:19 PM, LRS Scout <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> I thinking anything trying to be pure to dogma or intent fails
> automatically.
>
> Chaos rules supreme.
> On Aug 4, 2014 9:33 PM, "Scott Stroz" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>
>> If you have a PM, they should be setting priority, not the developer(s).
>>
>> When done the right way, agile can be a great way to work. Problem is, very
>> few do it the 'right' way. Often times when it is 'custom' agile that is
>> when it fails.
>>
>> As I noted earlier the one huge drawback I have experienced is that people
>> tend to be lazy with requirements gathering because 'we are doing agile. We
>> can roll with any changes' .
>> On Aug 4, 2014 9:16 PM, "Eric Roberts" <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > I just hate agile...period.  I cringe whenever a recruiter brings that up
>> > in
>> > the listing of job requirements.  The thing I don't get is having the
>> > developer rank the importance...well unless I am getting paid extra to
>> also
>> > be the project manager...I don't care...just tell me what we need to do
>> and
>> > what order you want it done.  Don't waste my time with all this crap.
>>  If I
>> > wanted to do all of this I would be a manager....something I don't want
>> to
>> > have any part of.  Most of this shit is just an utter waste of my time
>> as a
>> > developer.
>> >
>> > Our scrum meetings are what we did yesterday and what we are doing
>> > today...we have a pretty big team, so it does take a while.  My main
>> > complaint is with Sprint planning and lack of any substantial
>> > documentation...why am I involved in that.  Managers...do your job and
>> > leave
>> > me out of it.   Most of what I am doing in my current position are bug
>> > fixes, so that seems to work ok since there is no real designing of
>> things
>> > going on...just fix the defects and work on enhancements within the
>> current
>> > framework.
>> >
>> >  I did a gig at Motorola at the beginning of the year.  I was building a
>> > new
>> > tool from scratch.  I asked them how they wanted it designed...th4ey told
>> > me
>> > to just build it and do it however I would build the tool...what I felt
>> was
>> > best.  They wanted to give the developers as much leeway as possible.
>>  So I
>> > built the tool...after waiting almost 3 months to get my logins...a
>> > completely different rant...which put me behind already...  Also, other
>> > parts of the system that needed to get built that my part depended on
>> were
>> > not getting built in time, so I ended up having to build something that I
>> > could use to push and pull data, which turned out to be different from
>> how
>> > the other developer that was actually building that part envisioned it.
>>  I
>> > turned it in and they said, well no...we want this done this way and that
>> > done this way.  I am like, well WTH didn't you tell me that to begin
>> with.
>> > Had I had that information, I would have structured things a lot
>> > differently.  This was a total train wreck caused by their implementation
>> > of
>> > agile and not having a coherent plan on how they wanted the application
>> > designed and structured.  Just leaving it to the developers and then
>> > bitching when the developers didn't guess the right way is not a way to
>> run
>> > things.  So then we end up being late on the deliverables.  I ended up
>> > getting let go because I just had no good way to tie in the project with
>> > all
>> > the new changes with the way I had originally designed it. What an utter
>> > cluster fuck.   My other experiences with agile have not been that much
>> > different.  I have never worked in a shop where agile works as it says it
>> > is
>> > supposed to work on paper.   I think agile processing should be banned
>> > completely and anyone that even brings it up should be tarred and
>> feathered
>> > and run off of the planet.
>> >
>> > Agile purity...LOL...I think that is a mythological state...
>> >
>> > -----Original Message-----
>> > From: Scott Stroz [mailto:[email protected]]
>> > Sent: Monday, August 04, 2014 7:14 PM
>> > To: cf-community
>> > Subject: Re: Sometimes...
>> >
>> >
>> > Hour long 'scrum', regardless of the reason, is doing it wrong.
>> >
>> > PM should be giving client a briefing based on the daily scrum or if
>> client
>> > insists on being on call, they should play by the 'rules'.
>> >
>> > Sounds like client doesn't understand how the daily scrum is supposed to
>> > work and that no one is willing/able to explain it.
>> > On Aug 4, 2014 1:10 PM, "GMoney" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> > >
>> > > He might be under similar constraints that my project is given. The
>> > > client deemed our project "essential" and "critical", and they want
>> > > observation and updates daily.....so we are forced to have our clients
>> > > on the phone with us for our daily standups. You can imagine how this
>> > > complicates things.
>> > >
>> > > Agile scrums can be corrupted just like any other process...we've had
>> > > hour long stand-ups because the client steers them that way. Eric
>> > > probably has some similar externality that is butchering his Agile
>> > purity.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > On Mon, Aug 4, 2014 at 12:05 PM, Scott Stroz <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>> > >
>> > > >
>> > > > Hour scrum?
>> > > >
>> > > > Yea...you are doing it so very wrong.
>> > > >
>> > > > If our daily scrum is more than 5 minutes, I get antsy.
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > > On Mon, Aug 4, 2014 at 12:10 PM, Eric Roberts <
>> > > > [email protected]> wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > We have an hour meeting every day for our scrum, plus a
>> > > > > retrospective
>> > > > and a
>> > > > > scrum panning session during a new sprint.  Those meetings can go
>> > > > > up
>> > > to 2
>> > > > > hrs...I think it is just an excuse for management not to do it's
>> > job...
>> > > > >
>> > > > > -----Original Message-----
>> > > > > From: Scott Stroz [mailto:[email protected]]
>> > > > > Sent: Monday, August 04, 2014 10:41 AM
>> > > > > To: cf-community
>> > > > > Subject: Re: Sometimes...
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Again....if you spend that much time in meetings, you are not
>> > > > > doing
>> > > > 'agile'
>> > > > > correctly.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > On Mon, Aug 4, 2014 at 8:32 AM, GMoney <[email protected]> wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > AMEN!!!
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > Our shop is going full blown Agile, and the meetings are driving
>> > > > > > me
>> > > > nuts.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > On Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 6:07 PM, Casey Dougall - Uber Website
>> > > Solutions
>> > > > > > < [email protected]> wrote:
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > LoL, that is priceless.
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > I'm so glad our team isn't agile. Waste of frigging time that
>> > is...
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > 2 days a sprint wasted to meetings.
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > Working with the agile process I see LOL
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > -----Original Message-----
>> > > > > > > From: C. Hatton Humphrey [mailto:[email protected]]
>> > > > > > > Sent: Friday, August 01, 2014 1:14 PM
>> > > > > > > To: cf-community
>> > > > > > > Subject: Sometimes...
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > Sorry, have to vent.  Work's being a bit more "bang head
>> > > > > > > here"-ish than usual.  Guess the next skills I need to develop
>> > > > > > > to advance my career are telepathy, time travel and insomnia.
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > Happy Friday, folks!
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > Until Later!
>> > > > > > > C. Hatton Humphrey
>> > > > > > > http://www.eastcoastconservative.com
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > Every cloud does have a silver lining.  Sometimes you just
>> > > > > > > have to do
>> > > > > > some
>> > > > > > > smelting to find it.
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