Its gives a whole new meaning to the term "No ifs ands or butts"
larry -- Larry C. Lyons ColdFusion/Web Developer Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer EBStor.com 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 tel: (703) 393-7930 fax: (703) 393-2659 Web: http://www.ebstor.com email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. -- > -----Original Message----- > From: Kevin Gilchrist [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Tuesday, July 09, 2002 3:08 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: FW: groping the future (fwd) > > > I wonder if a spanking would throw the reading? > > way out there ! heh heh! > > Blind Psychic Gropes Buttocks to See Future > Tue Jul 9,11:55 AM ET > By Nick Tattersall > > BERLIN (Reuters) - Forget palm-reading. A blind German psychic claimed > Tuesday he could read people's futures by feeling their naked > buttocks. > > > Clairvoyant Ulf Buck, 39, claims that people's backsides have > lines like > those on the palm of the hand, which can be read to reveal much about > their > character and destiny. > > "The bottom is much more intense -- it has a much stronger power of > expression than the hand in my experience," Buck told > Reuters. "It goes > on > developing throughout your life." > > By running his fingers along a number of lines on the surface of a > client's > posterior, he says he can tell them about their future > monetary success, > family life, health and happiness. > > He says lines representing success, career and artistic ability extend > inwards from the outer extremities of the buttocks, while a > further five > lines radiate outwards. > > "I began on a circle of friends and the circle grew," Buck said. "I am > not a > new-age freak. I treat people with great care and conscientiousness." > > Buck, who lives in the northern village of Meldorf, northwest of > Hamburg, > says all types come to him to have their bottoms read. > > He sees his blindness as a great asset, not least because it means > customers > do not risk having their identities revealed. > > "All sorts come, from cleaning ladies and secretaries to prominent > members > of the community. For them, my being blind is an advantage > because I can > do > it without recognizing them again in the future." Buck has been blind > since > the age of three. > > Although he claims to have spent many years training his fingers, with > his > index and middle fingers the most sensitive, Buck says even amateur > buttock > readers can make a broad-brush assessment of people's personalities. > > "An apple-shaped, muscular bottom indicates someone who is > charismatic, > dynamic, very confident and often creative. A person who enjoys life," > he > said. "A pear-shaped bottom suggests someone very steadfast, > patient and > down-to-earth." > > He is quick to shoot down any suggestion that his buttock > groping might > be > motivated by anything other than a genuine desire to probe people's > futures. > > "I do not need to feel bottoms for my own pleasure. My wife is quite > beautiful enough for me," he said. > > Buck is reluctant to speak about his successes, but says he correctly > predicted an actress from a popular German soap-opera was > going to write > a > book, and says a stockbroker has been using his services for over two > years. > > "No stockbroker would keep asking a blind clairvoyant to tell > them about > future stock prices if they didn't believe I could to it," he said. > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
