He can also tell you eating habits ;-) ...LOL > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Kevin Gilchrist [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Tuesday, July 09, 2002 3:08 PM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: FW: groping the future (fwd) > > > > > > I wonder if a spanking would throw the reading? > > > > way out there ! heh heh! > > > > Blind Psychic Gropes Buttocks to See Future > > Tue Jul 9,11:55 AM ET > > By Nick Tattersall > > > > BERLIN (Reuters) - Forget palm-reading. A blind German psychic claimed > > Tuesday he could read people's futures by feeling their naked > > buttocks. > > > > > > Clairvoyant Ulf Buck, 39, claims that people's backsides have > > lines like > > those on the palm of the hand, which can be read to reveal much about > > their > > character and destiny. > > > > "The bottom is much more intense -- it has a much stronger power of > > expression than the hand in my experience," Buck told > > Reuters. "It goes > > on > > developing throughout your life." > > > > By running his fingers along a number of lines on the surface of a > > client's > > posterior, he says he can tell them about their future > > monetary success, > > family life, health and happiness. > > > > He says lines representing success, career and artistic ability extend > > inwards from the outer extremities of the buttocks, while a > > further five > > lines radiate outwards. > > > > "I began on a circle of friends and the circle grew," Buck said. "I am > > not a > > new-age freak. I treat people with great care and conscientiousness." > > > > Buck, who lives in the northern village of Meldorf, northwest of > > Hamburg, > > says all types come to him to have their bottoms read. > > > > He sees his blindness as a great asset, not least because it means > > customers > > do not risk having their identities revealed. > > > > "All sorts come, from cleaning ladies and secretaries to prominent > > members > > of the community. For them, my being blind is an advantage > > because I can > > do > > it without recognizing them again in the future." Buck has been blind > > since > > the age of three. > > > > Although he claims to have spent many years training his fingers, with > > his > > index and middle fingers the most sensitive, Buck says even amateur > > buttock > > readers can make a broad-brush assessment of people's personalities. > > > > "An apple-shaped, muscular bottom indicates someone who is > > charismatic, > > dynamic, very confident and often creative. A person who enjoys life," > > he > > said. "A pear-shaped bottom suggests someone very steadfast, > > patient and > > down-to-earth." > > > > He is quick to shoot down any suggestion that his buttock > > groping might > > be > > motivated by anything other than a genuine desire to probe people's > > futures. > > > > "I do not need to feel bottoms for my own pleasure. My wife is quite > > beautiful enough for me," he said. > > > > Buck is reluctant to speak about his successes, but says he correctly > > predicted an actress from a popular German soap-opera was > > going to write > > a > > book, and says a stockbroker has been using his services for over two > > years. > > > > "No stockbroker would keep asking a blind clairvoyant to tell > > them about > > future stock prices if they didn't believe I could to it," he said. > > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting.
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