I think we had better stop before we make asses of ourselves and land in deep sh*t. we'd end up being the butt of more jokes than we'd like.
larry -- Larry C. Lyons ColdFusion/Web Developer Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer EBStor.com 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 tel: (703) 393-7930 fax: (703) 393-2659 Web: http://www.ebstor.com email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. -- > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Tuesday, July 09, 2002 3:36 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: groping the future (fwd) > > > What a crack-up!! > > -Ben > > > Its gives a whole new meaning to the term "No ifs ands or butts" > > > > larry > > > > -- > > Larry C. Lyons > > ColdFusion/Web Developer > > Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer > > EBStor.com > > 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 > > Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 > > tel: (703) 393-7930 > > fax: (703) 393-2659 > > Web: http://www.ebstor.com > > email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. > > -- > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > From: Kevin Gilchrist [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > Sent: Tuesday, July 09, 2002 3:08 PM > > > To: CF-Community > > > Subject: FW: groping the future (fwd) > > > > > > > > > I wonder if a spanking would throw the reading? > > > > > > way out there ! heh heh! > > > > > > Blind Psychic Gropes Buttocks to See Future > > > Tue Jul 9,11:55 AM ET > > > By Nick Tattersall > > > > > > BERLIN (Reuters) - Forget palm-reading. A blind German > psychic claimed > > > Tuesday he could read people's futures by feeling their naked > > > buttocks. > > > > > > > > > Clairvoyant Ulf Buck, 39, claims that people's backsides have > > > lines like > > > those on the palm of the hand, which can be read to > reveal much about > > > their > > > character and destiny. > > > > > > "The bottom is much more intense -- it has a much > stronger power of > > > expression than the hand in my experience," Buck told > > > Reuters. "It goes > > > on > > > developing throughout your life." > > > > > > By running his fingers along a number of lines on the surface of a > > > client's > > > posterior, he says he can tell them about their future > > > monetary success, > > > family life, health and happiness. > > > > > > He says lines representing success, career and artistic > ability extend > > > inwards from the outer extremities of the buttocks, while a > > > further five > > > lines radiate outwards. > > > > > > "I began on a circle of friends and the circle grew," > Buck said. "I am > > > not a > > > new-age freak. I treat people with great care and > conscientiousness." > > > > > > Buck, who lives in the northern village of Meldorf, northwest of > > > Hamburg, > > > says all types come to him to have their bottoms read. > > > > > > He sees his blindness as a great asset, not least because it means > > > customers > > > do not risk having their identities revealed. > > > > > > "All sorts come, from cleaning ladies and secretaries to prominent > > > members > > > of the community. For them, my being blind is an advantage > > > because I can > > > do > > > it without recognizing them again in the future." Buck > has been blind > > > since > > > the age of three. > > > > > > Although he claims to have spent many years training his > fingers, with > > > his > > > index and middle fingers the most sensitive, Buck says > even amateur > > > buttock > > > readers can make a broad-brush assessment of people's > personalities. > > > > > > "An apple-shaped, muscular bottom indicates someone who is > > > charismatic, > > > dynamic, very confident and often creative. A person who > enjoys life," > > > he > > > said. "A pear-shaped bottom suggests someone very steadfast, > > > patient and > > > down-to-earth." > > > > > > He is quick to shoot down any suggestion that his buttock > > > groping might > > > be > > > motivated by anything other than a genuine desire to > probe people's > > > futures. > > > > > > "I do not need to feel bottoms for my own pleasure. My > wife is quite > > > beautiful enough for me," he said. > > > > > > Buck is reluctant to speak about his successes, but says > he correctly > > > predicted an actress from a popular German soap-opera was > > > going to write > > > a > > > book, and says a stockbroker has been using his services > for over two > > > years. > > > > > > "No stockbroker would keep asking a blind clairvoyant to tell > > > them about > > > future stock prices if they didn't believe I could to > it," he said. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
