Why do elephants paint their balls red?
To hide in cherry trees.

What is the noisiest sound in the forest?
Cherry picking.


How do you get 4 elephants in a mini (type of small car in the UK)?
2 in the back, 2 in the front.


How do you know if there is an elephant in your Fridge?
Footprints in the custard.



How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your Fridge?
Empty mini parked outside.





> -----Original Message-----
> From: Stephenie Hamilton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: 25 September 2002 16:15
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Ack! 
> 
> 
> "Boring Sidney! Boring boring boring...."
> 
> Cleaning off servers in preparation for an upgrade is sooooo boring!
> 
> Anybody have any jokes or amusing anectdotes???? Hmmmm???
> Ben?? Anyone?? Beuller??
> 
> ** head slumps to desk **
> 
> 
> ~~
> Stephenie 
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