And why do elephants paint their toenails red? - To hide in strawberry fields.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a peanut butter sandwich? - An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute? - A half-ton pickup. -Ben > Why do elephants paint their balls red? > To hide in cherry trees. > > What is the noisiest sound in the forest? > Cherry picking. > > > How do you get 4 elephants in a mini (type of small car in the UK)? > 2 in the back, 2 in the front. > > > How do you know if there is an elephant in your Fridge? > Footprints in the custard. > > > > How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your Fridge? > Empty mini parked outside. > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Stephenie Hamilton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: 25 September 2002 16:15 > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: Ack! > > > > > > "Boring Sidney! Boring boring boring...." > > > > Cleaning off servers in preparation for an upgrade is sooooo boring! > > > > Anybody have any jokes or amusing anectdotes???? Hmmmm??? > > Ben?? Anyone?? Beuller?? > > > > ** head slumps to desk ** > > > > > > ~~ > > Stephenie > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
