Here's one for you...
I get home from watching LOTR last night, it's about 12:30AM. I turn on
the tube, and it's on HBO already. I start watching - the show is a
documentary (sexumentary???) about the brothels in Nevada. It interviews
the girls, shows the madams, etc.
The very first thing I see is this guy, about 25 or so, talking
to this prostitute. It turns out he is a virgin. His MOTHER is paying
for this trip for him. After the act, HBO interviews the both of them.
The guy is saying : "I'm going have a lot more confidence now that I've
been with a woman." The mother chimes in: "Now when we go to the clubs
you won't just sit there and be so shy."
HBO asks: what did you do? They guy says: "Well, you know, we
talked and then I...[he stops, looks at his mom]" Mother picks up: "Did
what? Go ahead and say it!" HE says: "Ate her XXXXXX" She says "That's
so great."
Anybody else see this last night?
Matthew Small
IT Supervisor
Showstopper National Dance Competitions
3660 Old Kings Hwy
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843-357-1847
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-----Original Message-----
From: Cantrell, Adam [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 3:18 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: 6th graders learn how to...
"Linda Harley, mother of Caitlin, an 11-year-old girl who attended
Chedoke
Middle School..."
You can almost tell the protectiveness of a parent by the name of their
child - Caitlin is right up there with Dakota and Kirsten (not Kristen).
Reminds me of this one show on television about this mom and her
grown-up
looking son Stuart. Somebody help me out with the exact name.
"Stuart, that's not how we treat strangers don't ya know!!"
puke.
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 2:01 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: 6th graders learn how to...
>
>
> I was never taught this in the sixth grade... :(
>
> http://www.nationalpost.com/home/story.html?id=AA3F7B23-96C1-4
> 490-9BDF-2265AB9A7235
>
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