Oh my goddddd america should really be nuked off the map lol ----- Original Message ----- From: "Matthew Small" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 3:28 PM Subject: RE: 6th graders learn how to...
> Here's one for you... > > I get home from watching LOTR last night, it's about 12:30AM. I turn on > the tube, and it's on HBO already. I start watching - the show is a > documentary (sexumentary???) about the brothels in Nevada. It interviews > the girls, shows the madams, etc. > The very first thing I see is this guy, about 25 or so, talking > to this prostitute. It turns out he is a virgin. His MOTHER is paying > for this trip for him. After the act, HBO interviews the both of them. > The guy is saying : "I'm going have a lot more confidence now that I've > been with a woman." The mother chimes in: "Now when we go to the clubs > you won't just sit there and be so shy." > HBO asks: what did you do? They guy says: "Well, you know, we > talked and then I...[he stops, looks at his mom]" Mother picks up: "Did > what? Go ahead and say it!" HE says: "Ate her XXXXXX" She says "That's > so great." > > Anybody else see this last night? > > Matthew Small > IT Supervisor > Showstopper National Dance Competitions > 3660 Old Kings Hwy > Murrells Inlet, SC 29576 > 843-357-1847 > http://www.showstopperonline.com > > -----Original Message----- > From: Cantrell, Adam [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 3:18 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: 6th graders learn how to... > > "Linda Harley, mother of Caitlin, an 11-year-old girl who attended > Chedoke > Middle School..." > > You can almost tell the protectiveness of a parent by the name of their > child - Caitlin is right up there with Dakota and Kirsten (not Kristen). > > Reminds me of this one show on television about this mom and her > grown-up > looking son Stuart. Somebody help me out with the exact name. > > "Stuart, that's not how we treat strangers don't ya know!!" > > puke. > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 2:01 PM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: 6th graders learn how to... > > > > > > I was never taught this in the sixth grade... :( > > > > http://www.nationalpost.com/home/story.html?id=AA3F7B23-96C1-4 > > 490-9BDF-2265AB9A7235 > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
