religions would have their holy lands in exactly the same spot. I've
suggested time and time again we rename North Dakota "Palestine" or
"Israel" (we'll flip a coin to see who moves) and everyone moves there.
It's bigger, isolated, has lots of scenic vistas, and it's not like
we're using it anyway.
- Jim
Lyons, Larry wrote:
>Then all they'd have to do is roll over on you.
>
>I say deport all of them. Move the Palestinians to Serbia, the Serbians to
>Northern Ireland and the Irish Catholics to Haiti, and the Haitians to the
>Middle East.
>
>larry
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2004 3:03 PM
>To: CF-Community
>Subject: Re: Desperate times call for pig fat!
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>
>Basically. This is the only reason the "peace or pig" plan never worked. I
>think we should go for the "peace or pasta". If you don't make peace you'll
>be force fed pasta till your a rolly polly 600 pounds. Try strapping on a
>bomb then, or even your pants. :)
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>
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>>From what I remember though that would not be a deterrent. Correct me
>>if
>>
>>
>I'm
>
>
>>wrong but isn't there some provision in the Koran that provides
>>automatic forgiveness if you are forced to perform an unclean act? Its
>>been a while since I studied this so my memory is probably faulty.
>>
>>larry
>>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2004 1:40 PM
>>To: CF-Community
>>Subject: Re:Desperate times call for pig fat!
>>
>>
>>Exactly. Now if you threatened to force their family to eat pig if
>>they
>>
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>blow
>
>
>>a bus, that'll be a different story. Of course, everyone would go
>>crazy
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>>
>over
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>>it.
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>>>Well given that in their minds they are saved and are guaranteed
>>>paradise, it doesn't matter whether their remains, or pieces thereof,
>>>come in contact with impure things.
>>>
>>>
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