hopefully I'll never need goiter healin, cause I ain't payin' no pasty faced
better'n'all'of'ya a dime.....I'm getting good at my w.t. lingo.....;)
-----Original Message-----
From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2004 3:22 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Desperate times call for pig fat!
Oh, I'm not that out of the loop, John :) And of course they all stem
from common religious ancestry. It's fun to watch the blood drain from
Pat Robertson's face when someone suggests that the same God that
suicide bombers (or pilots) are hoping to please by killing innocents is
the same God that loves to recieve tithes from regular viewers. Oh, and
heals the goiters of special contributors.
- Jim
John Stanley wrote:
>Dude, north dakota rocks.....lots of cow tipping and gopher chasin....in
>answer to your other question, isn't it because all three stemmed from the
>same common religious ancestry? they seem to have alot in common to me, to
>more than a coincidence.....
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2004 3:14 PM
>To: CF-Community
>Subject: Re: Desperate times call for pig fat!
>
>
>I never understood how, with a world so large, three major, contentious
>religions would have their holy lands in exactly the same spot. I've
>suggested time and time again we rename North Dakota "Palestine" or
>"Israel" (we'll flip a coin to see who moves) and everyone moves there.
>It's bigger, isolated, has lots of scenic vistas, and it's not like
>we're using it anyway.
>
>- Jim
>
>Lyons, Larry wrote:
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>>Then all they'd have to do is roll over on you.
>>
>>I say deport all of them. Move the Palestinians to Serbia, the Serbians to
>>Northern Ireland and the Irish Catholics to Haiti, and the Haitians to the
>>Middle East.
>>
>>larry
>>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2004 3:03 PM
>>To: CF-Community
>>Subject: Re: Desperate times call for pig fat!
>>
>>
>>Basically. This is the only reason the "peace or pig" plan never worked. I
>>think we should go for the "peace or pasta". If you don't make peace
you'll
>>be force fed pasta till your a rolly polly 600 pounds. Try strapping on a
>>bomb then, or even your pants. :)
>>
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>>>From what I remember though that would not be a deterrent. Correct me
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>>>if
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>>I'm
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>>>wrong but isn't there some provision in the Koran that provides
>>>automatic forgiveness if you are forced to perform an unclean act? Its
>>>been a while since I studied this so my memory is probably faulty.
>>>
>>>larry
>>>
>>>-----Original Message-----
>>>From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2004 1:40 PM
>>>To: CF-Community
>>>Subject: Re:Desperate times call for pig fat!
>>>
>>>
>>>Exactly. Now if you threatened to force their family to eat pig if
>>>they
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>>blow
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>>>a bus, that'll be a different story. Of course, everyone would go
>>>crazy
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>>over
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>>>it.
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>>>>Well given that in their minds they are saved and are guaranteed
>>>>paradise, it doesn't matter whether their remains, or pieces thereof,
>>>>come in contact with impure things.
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