Exactly.  Scary as hell.

Tangorre, Michael wrote:

>WOW.
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>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>Sent: Wednesday, March 24, 2004 11:23 AM
>>To: CF-Community
>>Subject: Re: County in Oregon Bans all Marriages!
>>
>>Once you've heard that the term "Pearl Necklace" as a slang
>>term for the messy aftermath of a round of front-end
>>sodomy... it's really hard to look at Barbara Bush the same
>>way anymore, you know?
>>
>>- Jim
>>
>>Deanna Schneider wrote:
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>>>----- Original Message -----
>>>From: "Jim Campbell"
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>>>>"EJACULATES!" I repeated.  "Onanism is pulling out and
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>>shooting your
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>>>>big, hot load all over you partner, otherwise known as 'The Money
>>>>Shot', or 'A Pearl Necklace' if your partner happens to be
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>>performing
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>>>>orally on you, which is also, by the way, a nasty sin.  And keep it
>>>>out of her butt, too.  God hates that."
>>>>
>>>>We adjourned for the night.  I'm going to hell.  We'll have
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>>be married
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>>>>6 years this August.
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>>>>        
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>>>Jim,
>>>You're my kind of man. ;)
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