----- Original Message -----
From: John Stanley
To: CF-Community
Sent: Wednesday, March 24, 2004 10:07 AM
Subject: RE: County in Oregon Bans all Marriages!
>>"EJACULATES!"
>>Everyone in the room gasps. The priest looks at me, horrified.
>>"EJACULATES!" I repeated. "Onanism is pulling out and shooting your
>>big, hot load all over you partner, otherwise known as 'The Money Shot',
>>or 'A Pearl Necklace' if your partner happens to be performing orally on
>>you, which is also, by the way, a nasty sin. And keep it out of her
>>butt, too. God hates that."
Dude, you have me rolling. I get so pissed when I hear that people have to
go to classes run by cath. priests who are not married telling you all about
the way marriage is. Also reminds me of the "every sperm is sacred" song my
Monty Python.
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