>.
>.
>MUFFIN FIGHT!!
>BANZAAAAIII!!
>
>*throws muffins*
>*runs*
>
>-Gel
A muffin fight with America? The Pentagon will get right on that.
We'll be dealing with 22 Billion-dollar stealth muffins that can't get wet but that are absolutely essential for this type of modern, muffin combat.
Unfortunately after the battle many service men and women will suffer from misunderstood health problems which will later be called "post-muffin-melee-syndrome".
Only after many years will the true toll of this bakery-driven conflict be revealed and a guilt-ridden public respond with a major muffin-memorial on the national mall.
Jim Davis
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