Pils-85A -- street name (The Dough Boy)
On a modified Masakari Chasis
2 ER-MPC's (Extended Range Muffin Projection Cannons)
2 DUMDS (Depleted Uranium Muffin with Discarding Sabot)
1 ULTBC (Ultra Low Temperature Batter Cannon) (super sub zero plugs of
batter are fired though a magnetic barrel with a discarding superconducting
sabot)
6 PDMML (Point Defense Mini Muffin Launchers) (can fire 42 mini muffins a
second)
Top Speed: 45 kph
Weight: 85 Tons
Armor: Chocolate Impregnated Hemp Fiber Mesh
Power Plant: DB-6 (Dough Boy 6 mega watt vanilla fusion)
-----Original Message-----
From: HOFLists [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, May 10, 2004 1:44 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Animals. Those service men and women were animals.
>No. That would be too easy.
>.
>.
>MUFFIN FIGHT!!
>BANZAAAAIII!!
>
>*throws muffins*
>*runs*
>
>-Gel
A muffin fight with America? The Pentagon will get right on that.
We'll be dealing with 22 Billion-dollar stealth muffins that can't get wet
but that are absolutely essential for this type of modern, muffin combat.
Unfortunately after the battle many service men and women will suffer from
misunderstood health problems which will later be called
"post-muffin-melee-syndrome".
Only after many years will the true toll of this bakery-driven conflict be
revealed and a guilt-ridden public respond with a major muffin-memorial on
the national mall.
Jim Davis
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