ROFL! You need to submit that one here:

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

Yeah, yeah, I know, CF-Community please...

-----Original Message-----
From: Mike Kear [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Wednesday, 6 April 2005 10:15 
To: CF-Talk
Subject: OT: You have to laugh - the world is full of half-wits

One of my clients has got me setting up their ADSL broadband and
getting their internet connections set up for them.   I was talking to
their ISP today, about when the ADSL line would be operative.

"Oh about 7-10 days.." the guy said. 

I said,   "Thats a bit long,  but if that's how long it takes I'll
have to live with it.   How will I know when the line is active?" I
asked.    (I do know already that one way to tell is when the modem
starts to wink at us.  That's how I'll know, but I was kind of hoping I'd
get him to agree to calling us or something.)

He said "we'll send you an email to let you know it's working."  I swear he
said that totally deadpan, not kidding, he was serious about
it.   I laughed and said "you what??"

He said "we'll send you an email when it's active to you can set up your
modem on the line then."

He was perplexed when I started laughing out loud.  I said " do you know
what you just said?  Does that seem at all strange to you?"

"No.  Why?"

I said "Are you related to the Telstra [phone company]  person who told me
once that if I had a problem with my phone just give him a call."

He sounded puzzled and with what must have been a straight face and totally
missing my point,  said 'No sir, I have no relatives at Telstra at all."

I swear that's how it went.   He's a half-wit and doesn't even know
when he's being funny.

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