The very first time I heard the term "CRM" was at a Microsoft Partners
presentation some years ago.    This hotshot product manager was
giving a presentation about the great new CRM product MS was
introducing in the next quarter.    We saw lots of great import/export
features,  web enabling, mail handling, how it interrelates seamlessly
with their other server products,  etc etc..    but at no stage in his
45 minute presentation did the hotshot ever use the words "Customer"
or "Relationship".

I had never heard the term "CRM" before so i spent most of the time
working on what it was this guy was talking about - trying to work out
what a CRM was exactly.   Was this thing anything i should know about?
  Was it something i could sell?  To who?  What the HELL is it????
Would i use it in my own business?  What for?  About half way through
I noticed most of the people around me looking bored and not reallly
paying attention.  I asked the guy next to me if he knew what CRM
meant.  He said "Havent got a clue."  I asked the guy on the other
side.  Same answer.   All around us, no one had any idea what a CRM
was, and we were all trying to grab a closer look at the screens that
were flashing on the screen in front of us trying to get some idea of
what a CRM was.    But the screens were in typical fashion simply
motherhood statements - "richly enabling the web", "improving
corporate efficiency" etc - nothing there - every presentation ever
done by Microsoft says the same thing.  "multiple licences",
'compatibility with current and new server products", "sales
incentives", "special pricing for partners for next 6 weeks"   big
deal - every Microsoft presentation says that.  BUT WHAT THE (*&%# is
a CRM product????

So in short, the entire presentation was completely wasted on most of
the audience of about 3500 sales partners - none of us knew whether
this great newfangled thingamejig was going to fit into our business
plans or not.

All he had to do was say "Customer Relationship Management" at some
stage, early in the presentation, and it might have been useful.

The moment afterwards when I told him he'd given the entire present
and never once told us what he was showing us was magic.   HIs face
went pale and I thought he was going to faint.  LOL

It's amazing how often a similar thing happens.   Look at your own
software announcements ... "Bumfluff V 3.5 is now released!" Then a
whole bunch of stuff about the bugs fixed, esoteric features added,
Mac version now released,  updated to work with IE7 and Vista,
Great.   What does it do?  Do i care?  Would i use it?   I never saw
Bumfluff V3.0 or previous versions, so why would i be interested?
What does it do?

Cheers
Mike Kear
Windsor, NSW, Australia
Adobe Certified Advanced ColdFusion Developer
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