well no because I knew he wouldn't want to cheat on you





From: ANDREW PHILIP HOBSON <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
Date: Thu, 14 Nov 2002 09:45:10 +0000

so did you give him a big kiss and then realise your mistake?

Big up to Big Mac Ian with the Jake fetish!

At 09:34 14/11/2002 +0000, you wrote:
>YOu know I think their actually triplets as there is this guy who lives near
>who looks scarily like Jake. The first time I saw him I really did think it
>was Jake.
>
>
>
>>From: "Ceri-Ann Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
>>Date: Wed, 13 Nov 2002 19:10:19 -0000
>>
>>hey at least im unique n not a twin!!
>>:-)
>>
>>Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantisiliogogogoch..........
>>im not insane,im perfectly normal, tis the rest of u thats mad!!!
>>----- Original Message -----
>>From: "Jake Halstead" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>>To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>>Sent: Wednesday, November 13, 2002 2:36 PM
>>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
>>
>>
>> > GIBFISH?
>> > Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> > [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> > Homepage: http://users.aber.ac.uk/jkh0
>> > ----- Original Message -----
>> > From: "Cez Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > Sent: Tuesday, November 12, 2002 6:51 PM
>> > Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
>> >
>> >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > Goldfish i can handle!!
>> > > cos ppl have been calling me that for the past year!
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > >From: "Jake Halstead" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> > > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> > > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
>> > > >Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2002 22:46:41 -0000
>> > > >
>> > > >SHUT UP! GOLDFISH!!!!!!!!
>> > > >
>> > > >Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> > > >Homepage: http://users.aber.ac.uk/jkh0
>> > > >----- Original Message -----
>> > > >From: "Cez Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > > >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > > >Sent: Monday, November 11, 2002 3:12 PM
>> > > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > id watch wot ur callin me if i was u!!
>> > > > > im definately not a cupcake!! ask ne1-im not that sweet!!
>> > > > > u like a camel-y, got the humo have u??
>> > > > >
>> > > > > ;-p
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > >From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > > > > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> > > > > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> > > > > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
>> > > > > >Date: Fri, 8 Nov 2002 14:20:26 -0000
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > >Listen cupcake, I may have the appearance of an innocent youth,
>>but
>>I
>> > > >have
>> > > > > >the mind of a very strange and wizened camel.........
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > >;-�
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > >----- Original Message -----
>> > > > > >From: "Cez Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > > > > >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > > > > >Sent: Thursday, November 07, 2002 9:26 PM
>> > > > > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > hmm they say its always the old ones that r the best but wen
>>the
>> > old
>> > > > > >ones
>> > > > > > > come from the mouths of the young ones its just not the same!!
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > confused yet!?!
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > >From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > > > > > > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> > > > > > > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> > > > > > > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
>> > > > > > > >Date: Thu, 7 Nov 2002 18:24:15 -0000
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > >What did the banana say to the vibrator??
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > >"I dunno what the fuck you're shaking for - she's gonna eat
>>me
>> > > > > >afterwards!"
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > >----- Original Message -----
>> > > > > > > >From: "Steven Lee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > > > > > > >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > > > > > > >Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 7:57 PM
>> > > > > > > >Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > >Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office. 'David', he
>> > says,
>> > > >'I
>> > > > > > > > > >need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds
>>the
>> > > >other
>> > > > > > > >night,
>> > > > > > > > > >you were bloody hopeless, completely off form.' 'Sorry
>>boss',
>> > > >says
>> > > > > > > > > David.'I
>> > > > > > > > > >ve not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at
>>home.'
>> > > > > > > > > >Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids ok?'
>> > > >'Oh,they're
>> > > > > > > > > fine,it's
>> > > > > > > > > >just that something is really bugging me and i'm losing
>>sleep
>> > > >and
>> > > > > > > > > >everything
>> > > > > > > > > > I can't concentrate on my football and it's really
>>messing
>> > me
>> > > > > >head
>> > > > > > > >up.'
>> > > > > > > > > >'Whatever's the matter?' says Fergie
>> > > > > > > > > >'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this
>>jigsaw
>> > > >puzzle
>> > > > > > > > > >the other day and.........'
>> > > > > > > > > >'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing shit
>>because
>>of
>> > a
>> > > > > > > > > >jigsaw?'
>> > > > > > > > > >'Yeah boss, but you don't understand, it's really doing
>>me
>> > head
>> > > > > > > >in!'says
>> > > > > > > > > >David, 'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger
>>and
>>it
>> > > >looks
>> > > > > > > >really
>> > > > > > > > > >easy on yhe box and I'm sure i've got all the bits and
>> > > >everything
>> > > > > >but
>> > > > > >I
>> > > > > > > > > >just
>> > > > > > > > > >can't get it right and it's doing my head in and,
>> > and.........'
>> > > > > > > > > >'David,David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a grip
>>son
>> > > >and
>> > > > > > > >quick.'>
>> > > > > > > > > 'Ok
>> > > > > > > > > >boss,but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and it
>> > looks
>> > > > > >really
>> > > > > > > >easy
>> > > > > > > > > >on the box and i'm sure i've got all the bits and
>>everything
>> > > >but
>> > > >I
>> > > > > > > >can't
>> > > > > > > > > do
>> > > > > > > > > >it and it's doing my head in and.......and....it's a
>>Tiger
>> > and
>> > > >it
>> > > > > >looks
>> > > > > > > > > >easy
>> > > > > > > > > >but it's really hard and er, it's a Tiger and everything,
>> > er...
>> > > >on
>> > > > > >the
>> > > > > > > > > >box..
>> > > > > > > > > >er.....sorry boss.'
>> > > > > > > > > >'Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the bloody jigsaw and
>>let's
>> > > >have
>> > > > > >a
>> > > > > > > > > >look shall we. It can't be that difficult'.
>> > > > > > > > > >'Thanks boss.' says David.
>> > > > > > > > > >So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies
>>office.
>> > > >'Here
>> > > > > > > > > >it is boss' he says, showing Ferguson the picture on the
>>box,
>> > > >'look
>> > > > > > > > > boss,it
>> > > > > > > > > >s a Tiger right, and it's a really good picture and
>> > everything
>> > > >but
>> > > > > >I
>> > > > > > > >just
>> > > > > > > > > >can't do it and it's really hard and its doing my head in
>>and
>> > > > > > > > > everything..'
>> > > > > > > > > >Becks empties all the pieces from the box all over
>>Fergies
>> > > >desk.
>> > > > > > > > > >Sir Alex looks at whats on the desk, looks up with his
>>head
>> > in
>> > > >his
>> > > > > > > > > >hands and says to Beckham...........
>> > > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > > >.
>> > > > > > > > > > > >.
>> > > > > > > > > > > >.
>> > > > > > > > > > > >.
>> > > > > > > > > > > >.
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>> > > > > > > > > > > >.
>> > > > > > > > > > > >.
>> > > > > > > > > > > >.
>> > > > > > > > > > > >'Put the fucking Frosties back in the box
>>David'.........
>> > > > > > > > > >
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