Goldfish i can handle!! cos ppl have been calling me that for the past year!
From: "Jake Halstead" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2002 22:46:41 -0000
SHUT UP! GOLDFISH!!!!!!!!
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From: "Cez Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, November 11, 2002 3:12 PM
Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
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> id watch wot ur callin me if i was u!!
> im definately not a cupcake!! ask ne1-im not that sweet!!
> u like a camel-y, got the humo have u??
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> ;-p
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> >From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
> >Date: Fri, 8 Nov 2002 14:20:26 -0000
> >
> >Listen cupcake, I may have the appearance of an innocent youth, but I
have
> >the mind of a very strange and wizened camel.........
> >
> >;-�
> >
> >
> >
> >----- Original Message -----
> >From: "Cez Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Sent: Thursday, November 07, 2002 9:26 PM
> >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
> >
> >
> > >
> > > hmm they say its always the old ones that r the best but wen the old
> >ones
> > > come from the mouths of the young ones its just not the same!!
> > >
> > > confused yet!?!
> > >
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> > >
> > > >From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
> > > >Date: Thu, 7 Nov 2002 18:24:15 -0000
> > > >
> > > >What did the banana say to the vibrator??
> > > >
> > > >"I dunno what the fuck you're shaking for - she's gonna eat me
> >afterwards!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >----- Original Message -----
> > > >From: "Steven Lee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > >Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 7:57 PM
> > > >Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office. 'David', he says, 'I
> > > > > >need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds the
other
> > > >night,
> > > > > >you were bloody hopeless, completely off form.' 'Sorry boss',
says
> > > > > David.'I
> > > > > >ve not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at home.'
> > > > > >Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids ok?' 'Oh,they're
> > > > > fine,it's
> > > > > >just that something is really bugging me and i'm losing sleep and
> > > > > >everything
> > > > > > I can't concentrate on my football and it's really messing me
> >head
> > > >up.'
> > > > > >'Whatever's the matter?' says Fergie
> > > > > >'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw
puzzle
> > > > > >the other day and.........'
> > > > > >'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing shit because of a
> > > > > >jigsaw?'
> > > > > >'Yeah boss, but you don't understand, it's really doing me head
> > > >in!'says
> > > > > >David, 'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger and it
looks
> > > >really
> > > > > >easy on yhe box and I'm sure i've got all the bits and everything
> >but
> >I
> > > > > >just
> > > > > >can't get it right and it's doing my head in and, and.........'
> > > > > >'David,David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a grip son and
> > > >quick.'>
> > > > > 'Ok
> > > > > >boss,but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and it looks
> >really
> > > >easy
> > > > > >on the box and i'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but
I
> > > >can't
> > > > > do
> > > > > >it and it's doing my head in and.......and....it's a Tiger and it
> >looks
> > > > > >easy
> > > > > >but it's really hard and er, it's a Tiger and everything, er...
on
> >the
> > > > > >box..
> > > > > >er.....sorry boss.'
> > > > > >'Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the bloody jigsaw and let's
have
> >a
> > > > > >look shall we. It can't be that difficult'.
> > > > > >'Thanks boss.' says David.
> > > > > >So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies office.
'Here
> > > > > >it is boss' he says, showing Ferguson the picture on the box,
'look
> > > > > boss,it
> > > > > >s a Tiger right, and it's a really good picture and everything
but
> >I
> > > >just
> > > > > >can't do it and it's really hard and its doing my head in and
> > > > > everything..'
> > > > > >Becks empties all the pieces from the box all over Fergies desk.
> > > > > >Sir Alex looks at whats on the desk, looks up with his head in
his
> > > > > >hands and says to Beckham...........
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >.
> > > > > > > >.
> > > > > > > >.
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> > > > > > > >.
> > > > > > > >.
> > > > > > > >.
> > > > > > > >.
> > > > > > > >.
> > > > > > > >'Put the fucking Frosties back in the box David'.........
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
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> > >
> > >
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