!*^&"�$#! 2 u boy!!!
From: "Jake Halstead" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2002 22:50:44 -0000
Not a word!
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Homepage: http://users.aber.ac.uk/jkh0
----- Original Message -----
From: "Cez Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, November 11, 2002 4:42 PM
Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
>
>
>
> pleurgh
> ;-p
>
>
>
> >From: JORDAN BROWN <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
> >Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2002 16:41:45 +0000
> >
> >twat! :-P
> >At 16:35 11/11/2002 +0000, you wrote:
> > >
> > >we've had this convo b4 boyo-im not a pregnant fish!!
> > >;-p
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >>From: JORDAN BROWN <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > >>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > >>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > >>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
> > >>Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2002 16:34:52 +0000
> > >>
> > >>nah she's a fukin twat! :-D
> > >>At 15:12 11/11/2002 +0000, you wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> >id watch wot ur callin me if i was u!!
> > >> >im definately not a cupcake!! ask ne1-im not that sweet!!
> > >> >u like a camel-y, got the humo have u??
> > >> >
> > >> >;-p
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> >>From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > >> >>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > >> >>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > >> >>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
> > >> >>Date: Fri, 8 Nov 2002 14:20:26 -0000
> > >> >>
> > >> >>Listen cupcake, I may have the appearance of an innocent youth, but
I
> > >>have
> > >> >>the mind of a very strange and wizened camel.........
> > >> >>
> > >> >>;-�
> > >> >>
> > >> >>
> > >> >>
> > >> >>----- Original Message -----
> > >> >>From: "Cez Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > >> >>To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > >> >>Sent: Thursday, November 07, 2002 9:26 PM
> > >> >>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
> > >> >>
> > >> >>
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > hmm they say its always the old ones that r the best but wen the
> >old
> > >> >>ones
> > >> >> > come from the mouths of the young ones its just not the same!!
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > confused yet!?!
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > >From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > >> >> > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > >> >> > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > >> >> > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
> > >> >> > >Date: Thu, 7 Nov 2002 18:24:15 -0000
> > >> >> > >
> > >> >> > >What did the banana say to the vibrator??
> > >> >> > >
> > >> >> > >"I dunno what the fuck you're shaking for - she's gonna eat me
> > >> >>afterwards!"
> > >> >> > >
> > >> >> > >
> > >> >> > >
> > >> >> > >----- Original Message -----
> > >> >> > >From: "Steven Lee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > >> >> > >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > >> >> > >Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 7:57 PM
> > >> >> > >Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham
> > >> >> > >
> > >> >> > >
> > >> >> > > >
> > >> >> > > >
> > >> >> > > > >Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office. 'David', he
> >says,
> > >>'I
> > >> >> > > > >need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds
the
> > >>other
> > >> >> > >night,
> > >> >> > > > >you were bloody hopeless, completely off form.' 'Sorry
boss',
> > >>says
> > >> >> > > > David.'I
> > >> >> > > > >ve not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at
home.'
> > >> >> > > > >Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids ok?'
> > >>'Oh,they're
> > >> >> > > > fine,it's
> > >> >> > > > >just that something is really bugging me and i'm losing
sleep
> > >>and
> > >> >> > > > >everything
> > >> >> > > > > I can't concentrate on my football and it's really
messing
> >me
> > >> >>head
> > >> >> > >up.'
> > >> >> > > > >'Whatever's the matter?' says Fergie
> > >> >> > > > >'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this
jigsaw
> > >>puzzle
> > >> >> > > > >the other day and.........'
> > >> >> > > > >'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing shit because
of
> >a
> > >> >> > > > >jigsaw?'
> > >> >> > > > >'Yeah boss, but you don't understand, it's really doing me
> >head
> > >> >> > >in!'says
> > >> >> > > > >David, 'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger and
it
> > >>looks
> > >> >> > >really
> > >> >> > > > >easy on yhe box and I'm sure i've got all the bits and
> > >>everything
> > >> >>but
> > >> >>I
> > >> >> > > > >just
> > >> >> > > > >can't get it right and it's doing my head in and,
> >and.........'
> > >> >> > > > >'David,David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a grip
son
> >and
> > >> >> > >quick.'>
> > >> >> > > > 'Ok
> > >> >> > > > >boss,but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and it
> >looks
> > >> >>really
> > >> >> > >easy
> > >> >> > > > >on the box and i'm sure i've got all the bits and
everything
> >but
> > >>I
> > >> >> > >can't
> > >> >> > > > do
> > >> >> > > > >it and it's doing my head in and.......and....it's a Tiger
> >and
> > >>it
> > >> >>looks
> > >> >> > > > >easy
> > >> >> > > > >but it's really hard and er, it's a Tiger and everything,
> >er...
> > >>on
> > >> >>the
> > >> >> > > > >box..
> > >> >> > > > >er.....sorry boss.'
> > >> >> > > > >'Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the bloody jigsaw and
let's
> > >>have
> > >> >>a
> > >> >> > > > >look shall we. It can't be that difficult'.
> > >> >> > > > >'Thanks boss.' says David.
> > >> >> > > > >So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies
office.
> > >>'Here
> > >> >> > > > >it is boss' he says, showing Ferguson the picture on the
box,
> > >>'look
> > >> >> > > > boss,it
> > >> >> > > > >s a Tiger right, and it's a really good picture and
> >everything
> > >>but
> > >> >>I
> > >> >> > >just
> > >> >> > > > >can't do it and it's really hard and its doing my head in
and
> > >> >> > > > everything..'
> > >> >> > > > >Becks empties all the pieces from the box all over Fergies
> >desk.
> > >> >> > > > >Sir Alex looks at whats on the desk, looks up with his head
> >in
> > >>his
> > >> >> > > > >hands and says to Beckham...........
> > >> >> > > > > >
> > >> >> > > > > > >.
> > >> >> > > > > > >.
> > >> >> > > > > > >.
> > >> >> > > > > > >.
> > >> >> > > > > > >.
> > >> >> > > > > > >.
> > >> >> > > > > > >.
> > >> >> > > > > > >.
> > >> >> > > > > > >
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> > >> >> > > > > > >
> > >> >> > > > > > >
> > >> >> > > > > > >
> > >> >> > > > > > >
> > >> >> > > > > > >
> > >> >> > > > > > >.
> > >> >> > > > > > >.
> > >> >> > > > > > >.
> > >> >> > > > > > >.
> > >> >> > > > > > >.
> > >> >> > > > > > >.
> > >> >> > > > > > >'Put the fucking Frosties back in the box
David'.........
> > >> >> > > > >
> > >> >> > > > >
> > >> >> > > > >
> > >> >> > > >
> > >> >> > > >
> > >> >> > > >
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >
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