No worries mate, Jakes and I are just friends. Did you know that his eyes light up when he talks about your emails, although because you have been away from him so long Im sorry to say that his heart has given up on you. Like two ships in the night you parted, I remember when Jake was the tug that pulled your steamer into port.
Young love ended, a dream so sweet yet bitter taste drips blood young thief. Enjoy the melancholy At 10:33 14/11/2002 +0000, you wrote: >well no because I knew he wouldn't want to cheat on you > > > > > > >>From: ANDREW PHILIP HOBSON <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham >>Date: Thu, 14 Nov 2002 09:45:10 +0000 >> >>so did you give him a big kiss and then realise your mistake? >> >>Big up to Big Mac Ian with the Jake fetish! >> >>At 09:34 14/11/2002 +0000, you wrote: >> >YOu know I think their actually triplets as there is this guy who lives >>near >> >who looks scarily like Jake. The first time I saw him I really did think >>it >> >was Jake. >> > >> > >> > >> >>From: "Ceri-Ann Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham >> >>Date: Wed, 13 Nov 2002 19:10:19 -0000 >> >> >> >>hey at least im unique n not a twin!! >> >>:-) >> >> >> >>Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantisiliogogogoch.......... >> >>im not insane,im perfectly normal, tis the rest of u thats mad!!! >> >>----- Original Message ----- >> >>From: "Jake Halstead" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >>To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >>Sent: Wednesday, November 13, 2002 2:36 PM >> >>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham >> >> >> >> >> >> > GIBFISH? >> >> > Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> > [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> > Homepage: http://users.aber.ac.uk/jkh0 >> >> > ----- Original Message ----- >> >> > From: "Cez Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >> > Sent: Tuesday, November 12, 2002 6:51 PM >> >> > Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > Goldfish i can handle!! >> >> > > cos ppl have been calling me that for the past year! >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >From: "Jake Halstead" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >> > > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> > > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> > > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham >> >> > > >Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2002 22:46:41 -0000 >> >> > > > >> >> > > >SHUT UP! GOLDFISH!!!!!!!! >> >> > > > >> >> > > >Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> > > >Homepage: http://users.aber.ac.uk/jkh0 >> >> > > >----- Original Message ----- >> >> > > >From: "Cez Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >> > > >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >> > > >Sent: Monday, November 11, 2002 3:12 PM >> >> > > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham >> >> > > > >> >> > > > >> >> > > > > >> >> > > > > id watch wot ur callin me if i was u!! >> >> > > > > im definately not a cupcake!! ask ne1-im not that sweet!! >> >> > > > > u like a camel-y, got the humo have u?? >> >> > > > > >> >> > > > > ;-p >> >> > > > > >> >> > > > > >> >> > > > > >> >> > > > > >> >> > > > > >> >> > > > > >From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >> > > > > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> > > > > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> > > > > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham >> >> > > > > >Date: Fri, 8 Nov 2002 14:20:26 -0000 >> >> > > > > > >> >> > > > > >Listen cupcake, I may have the appearance of an innocent >>youth, >> >>but >> >>I >> >> > > >have >> >> > > > > >the mind of a very strange and wizened camel......... >> >> > > > > > >> >> > > > > >;-� >> >> > > > > > >> >> > > > > > >> >> > > > > > >> >> > > > > >----- Original Message ----- >> >> > > > > >From: "Cez Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >> > > > > >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >> > > > > >Sent: Thursday, November 07, 2002 9:26 PM >> >> > > > > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham >> >> > > > > > >> >> > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > hmm they say its always the old ones that r the best but >>wen >> >>the >> >> > old >> >> > > > > >ones >> >> > > > > > > come from the mouths of the young ones its just not the >>same!! >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > confused yet!?! >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > >From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >> > > > > > > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> > > > > > > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> > > > > > > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham >> >> > > > > > > >Date: Thu, 7 Nov 2002 18:24:15 -0000 >> >> > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > >What did the banana say to the vibrator?? >> >> > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > >"I dunno what the fuck you're shaking for - she's gonna >>eat >> >>me >> >> > > > > >afterwards!" >> >> > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > >----- Original Message ----- >> >> > > > > > > >From: "Steven Lee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >> > > > > > > >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >> > > > > > > >Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 7:57 PM >> >> > > > > > > >Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham >> >> > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > >Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office. 'David', >>he >> >> > says, >> >> > > >'I >> >> > > > > > > > > >need to talk to you about your performance against >>Leeds >> >>the >> >> > > >other >> >> > > > > > > >night, >> >> > > > > > > > > >you were bloody hopeless, completely off form.' 'Sorry >> >>boss', >> >> > > >says >> >> > > > > > > > > David.'I >> >> > > > > > > > > >ve not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at >> >>home.' >> >> > > > > > > > > >Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids ok?' >> >> > > >'Oh,they're >> >> > > > > > > > > fine,it's >> >> > > > > > > > > >just that something is really bugging me and i'm >>losing >> >>sleep >> >> > > >and >> >> > > > > > > > > >everything >> >> > > > > > > > > > I can't concentrate on my football and it's really >> >>messing >> >> > me >> >> > > > > >head >> >> > > > > > > >up.' >> >> > > > > > > > > >'Whatever's the matter?' says Fergie >> >> > > > > > > > > >'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this >> >>jigsaw >> >> > > >puzzle >> >> > > > > > > > > >the other day and.........' >> >> > > > > > > > > >'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing shit >> >>because >> >>of >> >> > a >> >> > > > > > > > > >jigsaw?' >> >> > > > > > > > > >'Yeah boss, but you don't understand, it's really >>doing >> >>me >> >> > head >> >> > > > > > > >in!'says >> >> > > > > > > > > >David, 'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger >> >>and >> >>it >> >> > > >looks >> >> > > > > > > >really >> >> > > > > > > > > >easy on yhe box and I'm sure i've got all the bits and >> >> > > >everything >> >> > > > > >but >> >> > > > > >I >> >> > > > > > > > > >just >> >> > > > > > > > > >can't get it right and it's doing my head in and, >> >> > and.........' >> >> > > > > > > > > >'David,David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a >>grip >> >>son >> >> > > >and >> >> > > > > > > >quick.'> >> >> > > > > > > > > 'Ok >> >> > > > > > > > > >boss,but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and >>it >> >> > looks >> >> > > > > >really >> >> > > > > > > >easy >> >> > > > > > > > > >on the box and i'm sure i've got all the bits and >> >>everything >> >> > > >but >> >> > > >I >> >> > > > > > > >can't >> >> > > > > > > > > do >> >> > > > > > > > > >it and it's doing my head in and.......and....it's a >> >>Tiger >> >> > and >> >> > > >it >> >> > > > > >looks >> >> > > > > > > > > >easy >> >> > > > > > > > > >but it's really hard and er, it's a Tiger and >>everything, >> >> > er... >> >> > > >on >> >> > > > > >the >> >> > > > > > > > > >box.. >> >> > > > > > > > > >er.....sorry boss.' >> >> > > > > > > > > >'Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the bloody jigsaw >>and >> >>let's >> >> > > >have >> >> > > > > >a >> >> > > > > > > > > >look shall we. It can't be that difficult'. >> >> > > > > > > > > >'Thanks boss.' says David. >> >> > > > > > > > > >So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies >> >>office. >> >> > > >'Here >> >> > > > > > > > > >it is boss' he says, showing Ferguson the picture on >>the >> >>box, >> >> > > >'look >> >> > > > > > > > > boss,it >> >> > > > > > > > > >s a Tiger right, and it's a really good picture and >> >> > everything >> >> > > >but >> >> > > > > >I >> >> > > > > > > >just >> >> > > > > > > > > >can't do it and it's really hard and its doing my head >>in >> >>and >> >> > > > > > > > > everything..' >> >> > > > > > > > > >Becks empties all the pieces from the box all over >> >>Fergies >> >> > > >desk. >> >> > > > > > > > > >Sir Alex looks at whats on the desk, looks up with his >> >>head >> >> > in >> >> > > >his >> >> > > > > > > > > >hands and says to Beckham........... >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >'Put the fucking Frosties back in the box >> >>David'......... >> >> > > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > >> >>_________________________________________________________________ >> >> > > > > > > Help STOP SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* >> >> > > > > > > http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > > > >> >> > > > > >> >> > > > > >>_________________________________________________________________ >> >> > > > > Protect your PC - get McAfee.com VirusScan Online >> >> > > > > http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963 >> >> > > > > >> >> > > > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > _________________________________________________________________ >> >> > > Help STOP SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* >> >> > > http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > >> > >> > >> >_________________________________________________________________ >> >Protect your PC - get McAfee.com VirusScan Online >> >http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963 >> > >> > >> >>Andrew Hobson >>website : http://users.aber.ac.uk/aph0/ >>email : [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > >_________________________________________________________________ >Add photos to your e-mail with MSN 8. 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