Can't get any duller than dull twats who don't know how to spell "definItely"
:-� O. ----- Original Message ----- From: "ANDREW PHILIP HOBSON" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 10:43 AM Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama > Definately > > At 09:24 20/11/2002 +0000, you wrote: > >Dull twat! > >At 21:16 19/11/2002 -0000, you wrote: > >> uh ya think!?!? > >>Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantisiliogogogoch.......... > >>im not insane,im perfectly normal, tis the rest of u thats !!! ----- > >>Original Message ----- From: Jake Halstead To: > >>[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 9:17 PM > >>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama > >> its OLD cez definately i reckon it started just afcter September 11 > >>last year. Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >>Homepage: http://users.aber.ac.uk/jkh0 ----- Original Message > >>----- From: Ceri-Ann Gilbert To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 7:50 PM Subject: Re: [Mwnci > >>Chat] Osama > >> thats an oooolllllllllllld one!! > >>Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantisiliogogogoch.......... > >>im not insane,im perfectly normal, tis the rest of u thats mad!!! > >> ----- Original Message ----- From: OWEN MICHAEL > >>LEONARD To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, November 18, > >>2002 12:40 PM Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Osama > >> Osama's AL QUIDA cave manners MEMO > >> > >>Hi guys. > >>We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come > >>together > >>as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, > >we > >>can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few > >>concerns: > >> > >>First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise > >missiles, we > >>should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to > >>avoid > >>excessive dust inhalation -- a health and safety issue -- so we > >need to > >>sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning rota .... > >>have you? > >>I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to > the > >>halal toaster). > >> > >>Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm > >>trying to > >>scare the shit out of most of the world's population, okay? That > >means > >>that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the > >>background > >>or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks. > >> > >>Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote > >>"Ossy" on > >>the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea > >>slices > >>were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying. > >> > >>Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must > >distance > >>ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. Please do not chant > >>"Ossy > >>Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks. > >> > >>Five: Graffiti. To whoever wrote "OSAMA SHAGS DONKEYS" on the group > >>toilet > >>wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving > >>myself > >>at the edge of the mountain. > >> > >>Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse > >>that > >>the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the > >>edge of > >>the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there is > > a > >>grey area.) > >> > >>Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise > >>trying > >>to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. > >>First > >>patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar, and Dave. > >> > >>Love you lots, Group Hug. Os. > >> > >>PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry > >>bag. > >>Cut it out, it's not funny anymore. > >> > >> > >> > >Jordan Brown > >[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > Andrew Hobson > website : http://users.aber.ac.uk/aph0/ > email : [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >
