shut it, ----- Original Message ----- From: "Cez Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 7:06 PM Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama
> > we've had this convo before > im not dull cos i wear bright colours n am cheery most of the time > n im not a twat cos im not a pregnant fish!! > so there ;-p > > > > > > > >From: JORDAN BROWN <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama > >Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 09:24:13 +0000 > > > >Dull twat! > >At 21:16 19/11/2002 -0000, you wrote: > > > uh ya think!?!? > > >Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantisiliogogogoch.......... > > >im not insane,im perfectly normal, tis the rest of u thats mad!!! > >----- > > >Original Message ----- From: Jake Halstead To: > > >[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 9:17 PM > > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama > > > its OLD cez definately i reckon it started just afcter September 11 > > >last year. Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > >Homepage: http://users.aber.ac.uk/jkh0 ----- Original Message > > >----- From: Ceri-Ann Gilbert To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 7:50 PM Subject: Re: [Mwnci > > >Chat] Osama > > > thats an oooolllllllllllld one!! > > >Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantisiliogogogoch.......... > > >im not insane,im perfectly normal, tis the rest of u thats mad!!! > > > ----- Original Message ----- From: OWEN MICHAEL > > >LEONARD To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, November 18, > > >2002 12:40 PM Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Osama > > > Osama's AL QUIDA cave manners MEMO > > > > > >Hi guys. > > >We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really > >come > > >together > > >as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a > >jihad, > >we > > >can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few > > >concerns: > > > > > >First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise > >missiles, we > > >should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want > >to > > >avoid > > >excessive dust inhalation -- a health and safety issue -- so we > >need to > > >sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning rota .... > > >have you? > > >I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to > >the > > >halal toaster). > > > > > >Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm > > >trying to > > >scare the shit out of most of the world's population, okay? That > >means > > >that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the > > >background > > >or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks. > > > > > >Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote > > >"Ossy" on > > >the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea > > >slices > > >were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying. > > > > > >Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must > >distance > > >ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. Please do not > >chant > > >"Ossy > > >Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks. > > > > > >Five: Graffiti. To whoever wrote "OSAMA SHAGS DONKEYS" on the > >group > > >toilet > > >wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was > >relieving > > >myself > > >at the edge of the mountain. > > > > > >Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old > >excuse > > >that > > >the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the > > >edge of > > >the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there is > > a > > >grey area.) > > > > > >Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in > >disguise > > >trying > > >to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for > >them. > > >First > > >patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar, and Dave. > > > > > >Love you lots, Group Hug. Os. > > > > > >PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my > >laundry > > >bag. > > >Cut it out, it's not funny anymore. > > > > > > > > > > >Jordan Brown > >[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Help STOP SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* > http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail > >
