Shut the fuck up leonard you bastard dullard
At 11:19 22/11/2002 -0000, you wrote: >Can't get any duller than dull twats who don't know how to spell >"definItely" > >:-� > >O. > > > >----- Original Message ----- >From: "ANDREW PHILIP HOBSON" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 10:43 AM >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama > > >> Definately >> >> At 09:24 20/11/2002 +0000, you wrote: >> >Dull twat! >> >At 21:16 19/11/2002 -0000, you wrote: >> >> uh ya think!?!? >> >>Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantisiliogogogoch.......... >> >>im not insane,im perfectly normal, tis the rest of u thats >!!! ----- >> >>Original Message ----- From: Jake Halstead To: >> >>[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 9:17 PM >> >>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama >> >> its OLD cez definately i reckon it started just afcter September >11 >> >>last year. Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >>Homepage: http://users.aber.ac.uk/jkh0 ----- Original Message >> >>----- From: Ceri-Ann Gilbert To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 7:50 PM Subject: Re: [Mwnci >> >>Chat] Osama >> >> thats an oooolllllllllllld one!! >> >>Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantisiliogogogoch.......... >> >>im not insane,im perfectly normal, tis the rest of u thats mad!!! >> >> ----- Original Message ----- From: OWEN MICHAEL >> >>LEONARD To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, November 18, >> >>2002 12:40 PM Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Osama >> >> Osama's AL QUIDA cave manners MEMO >> >> >> >>Hi guys. >> >>We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really >come >> >>together >> >>as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a >jihad, >> >we >> >>can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few >> >>concerns: >> >> >> >>First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise >> >missiles, we >> >>should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want >to >> >>avoid >> >>excessive dust inhalation -- a health and safety issue -- so we >> >need to >> >>sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning rota .... >> >>have you? >> >>I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to >> the >> >>halal toaster). >> >> >> >>Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm >> >>trying to >> >>scare the shit out of most of the world's population, okay? That >> >means >> >>that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the >> >>background >> >>or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks. >> >> >> >>Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote >> >>"Ossy" on >> >>the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea >> >>slices >> >>were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying. >> >> >> >>Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must >> >distance >> >>ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. Please do not >chant >> >>"Ossy >> >>Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks. >> >> >> >>Five: Graffiti. To whoever wrote "OSAMA SHAGS DONKEYS" on the >group >> >>toilet >> >>wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was >relieving >> >>myself >> >>at the edge of the mountain. >> >> >> >>Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old >excuse >> >>that >> >>the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the >> >>edge of >> >>the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there is >> > a >> >>grey area.) >> >> >> >>Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in >disguise >> >>trying >> >>to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for >them. >> >>First >> >>patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar, and Dave. >> >> >> >>Love you lots, Group Hug. Os. >> >> >> >>PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my >laundry >> >>bag. >> >>Cut it out, it's not funny anymore. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Jordan Brown >> >[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > >> > >> >> Andrew Hobson >> website : http://users.aber.ac.uk/aph0/ >> email : [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> > > Andrew Hobson website : http://users.aber.ac.uk/aph0/ email : [EMAIL PROTECTED]
