That reminds me (of course) of a joke I heard.
 
Two ladies at the nursing home were bored with the activities offered, and one decided to spice things up a little bit by streaking.
 
She dropped her clothes, and ran (as fast as she was able) through the activity room.
 
One man looked at another one next to him and said, "What was that???"
 
The other one said, "I don't know, but it sure needed ironing!"

HS
Holly F. Sox, RN, RAC-C 
Clinical Editor, Careplans.com
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----- Original Message -----
From: Bryan Sims
Sent: Sunday, April 11, 2004 1:52 PM
Subject: Re: "Other duties as assigned"

Okay how about a man who decided to streak at our nursing home!  We tried to catch him but he was way to fast!  He ran from one end of the facility to the other right out the door!  He was only wearing a ski mask, red  socks and tennis shoes.  That was the description give to the police.
 
Mychal
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Sunday, April 11, 2004 7:23 AM
Subject: Re: "Other duties as assigned"

Holly, how about a resident being kidnapped and taken to Cuba by her son!  I had that happen.  We thought he was taking her for a weekend pass and ended up taking her out of the country. FBI was involved.......I wasn't the DON, thank heavens.  Anything and everything will happen and they will ALWAYS call you because they know that the DON does it all! 
 
Denise F. O'Donnell, RN, RAC-C, MN, NHA

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