On 9/2/06, Charles Schulz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:


thanks for the caveat emptor, John.


OMFG

Caveat Emptor?  Buyer Beware?  REALLY?  Beware of what, clip art?

OMG!  They added Clip Art!  DAMN THEM.  DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!  How in the
WORLD can we be sure that OpenOffice.org even still WORKS after they do
something awful like that?  Did they add Templates too?  Holy shit.  Someone
call the RIAA and the MPAA, because what these contributing members of the
open source, (specifically the OpenOffice.org (TM) (R) (C) (SM) (P) )
communities are doing to this open source project has *GOT* to be illegal!
We can sue them for all their worth and get them executed for this
atrocity.  Adding extra stuff to the official build of OpenOffice.org (TM)
(R) (C) (SM) (P) (without changing the code whatsoever) is blasphemy,
treason, incest, murder, rape, and genocide all rolled into one.  And it
*can't* be good for the environment.

Thank God.  Thank GOD you guys WARNED the public that if they download this
FREE OFFICE SUITE - they will actually be getting SOMETHING MORE than they
would if they downloaded it from the official, legal, sanctioned, approved,
cannon, blessed, holy version from the OFFICIAL
http://www.OpenOffice.org/(TM) (R) (C) (SM) (P) website.

Thank God we have defenders of the faith like you!

Wait.  The article says it's a bundle.  BUNDLING IS EVIL!  That's what
Mycro$$$uck does!  They had the GAUL to BUNDLE an official build of
OpenOffice.org (TM) (R) (C) (SM) (P) with OTHER stuff?!?!?!?  OMFG!  The
next thing you know, they might bundle it with a complete OPERATING SYSTEM
or something - like a DISTRO or some hideous god-awful heinous thing like
that.

And then to confuse people by actually telling them what they will get by
calling it OpenOffice.org Premium and explaining EXACTLY what that means!
They could have *AT LEAST* made announcements to all the OpenOffice.org (TM)
(R) (C) (SM) (P) mailing lists to warn us to be ready for this satanic
attack.

<for those of you without a brain, that is what we like to call sacrasm,
where you state the exact opposite of what you really mean.  -  And they
did, in fact, make announcements to all of the OOo mailing lists, including
this one, and it's not even their first release.>

--
- Chad Smith
http://www.chadwsmith.com/

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