OK, this is not real, but what the heck? I can dream, can't I? Things are awfully
quiet around here. BTW, I was turned down for this position. I never even got
interviewed! I wonder why? LOL.
RESUME
Name: Gina "Cinderella" Dorman
Sex: female
Present occupation: Doobie Brothers Fan, nurse
Position applying for: Doobie Brother
Reason(s) for applying: Bored with present occupation, and think I would make a good
musician.
Skills: Can recite all Doobie Brothers albums ever made IN ORDER, can sing all the
words to all the songs including Sibling Rivalry, can recite all the names of all past
and present band members, can strum a lame version of South City Midnight Lady on my
brother's 1928 Martin guitar, am willing to wear hair extensions and work long hours.
References: Roger Cunningham, Lori and Rick Seamans (it's not what you know but WHO
you know that counts, right?)
Experience: Played JIJA at a coffee house in 1974 on the Martin guitar. That was it.
Don't take this seriously. I KNOW for SURE that there are people on this list that
could actually be a Doobie Brother if they were lucky enough. So, have fun and write
your resumes!
gcd
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