Application for Employment
Name: Scooter
Age: Bout 40 something another
Sex : Rarely but I get lucky from time to time
Present Occupation : Looking for Doobie stuff on the Web.(least you would think
so huh?)
Reason for Applying : ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm running out of Doobies sites??
Position Applying for : Whatcha got? I can adapt.
Pros & Cons : Well I like ya'lls music. I can fix things real good. I play a mean Air
Guitar (tried playing a real one once, cheap plastic thing, my
fingers
bled for 2 hours, not doin that any more)I have good Rhythm
(I can
pat my head & rub my belly at the same time) and I promise
I'll
always be to work on time.
Now for the Pro's: I can't play anything so none of you need
to
worry about me trying to take your place in the band. My
singing
is comparable to fingernails on a chalk board so Tommy, Pat,
John
no worries bout me out doing you at the mic. However, I do
have
2 years experience playing the Cornet, had to quit that cause
I got
braces on my teeth in the 5th grade & it made my lips bleed
bad.
I'm sure I could pick it back up in no time though, just in
case you
need a squeaky sounding Cornet part in the middle of LTTM. Oh
yea, I can also lip sync better than Milli Vanilli ever
thought about,
in case anybody's ever sick & ya just need a body to stand
there
and fill up some stage. One more thing, My wife makes some
great
home made cookies and if theres any left after I get through
stuffing
my face, I'll be more than happy to share them.
I'll be waiting by the phone for your call
Sincerely,
Scooter
gina dorman wrote:
> OK, this is not real, but what the heck? I can dream, can't I? Things are awfully
>quiet around here. BTW, I was turned down for this position. I never even got
>interviewed! I wonder why? LOL.
> RESUME
> Name: Gina "Cinderella" Dorman
> Sex: female
> Present occupation: Doobie Brothers Fan, nurse
> Position applying for: Doobie Brother
> Reason(s) for applying: Bored with present occupation, and think I would make a good
>musician.
> Skills: Can recite all Doobie Brothers albums ever made IN ORDER, can sing all the
>words to all the songs including Sibling Rivalry, can recite all the names of all
>past and present band members, can strum a lame version of South City Midnight Lady
>on my brother's 1928 Martin guitar, am willing to wear hair extensions and work long
>hours.
> References: Roger Cunningham, Lori and Rick Seamans (it's not what you know but WHO
>you know that counts, right?)
> Experience: Played JIJA at a coffee house in 1974 on the Martin guitar. That was it.
>
> Don't take this seriously. I KNOW for SURE that there are people on this list that
>could actually be a Doobie Brother if they were lucky enough. So, have fun and write
>your resumes!
> gcd
>
> Get your small business started at Lycos Small Business at
>http://www.lycos.com/business/mail.html
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