As much as I love the band---you people all need to get LIVES !!!
On Tue, 18 Jan 2000 08:29:37 +1300 Anne Anderson
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> Perhaps you could be their nurse on tour Gina?
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: gina dorman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Tuesday, January 18, 2000 8:18 AM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: Apply Within
>
>
> OK, this is not real, but what the heck? I can dream, can't I?
> Things are
> awfully quiet around here. BTW, I was turned down for this position.
> I never
> even got interviewed! I wonder why? LOL.
> RESUME
> Name: Gina "Cinderella" Dorman
> Sex: female
> Present occupation: Doobie Brothers Fan, nurse
> Position applying for: Doobie Brother
> Reason(s) for applying: Bored with present occupation, and think I
> would
> make a good musician.
> Skills: Can recite all Doobie Brothers albums ever made IN ORDER,
> can sing
> all the words to all the songs including Sibling Rivalry, can recite
> all the
> names of all past and present band members, can strum a lame version
> of
> South City Midnight Lady on my brother's 1928 Martin guitar, am
> willing to
> wear hair extensions and work long hours.
> References: Roger Cunningham, Lori and Rick Seamans (it's not what
> you know
> but WHO you know that counts, right?)
> Experience: Played JIJA at a coffee house in 1974 on the Martin
> guitar. That
> was it.
>
> Don't take this seriously. I KNOW for SURE that there are people on
> this
> list that could actually be a Doobie Brother if they were lucky
> enough. So,
> have fun and write your resumes!
> gcd
>
>
>
>
> Get your small business started at Lycos Small Business at
> http://www.lycos.com/business/mail.html
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