This must be old.... I just added to it. (feel free to repost this, Rob,
including wherever you found this, and on our webpages)
> Windows 95 Beer: A lot of people have taste-tested it and claim it's
> wonderful.
Windows 98 Beer: Windows 95 Beer rebrewed and put into new cans, and
remarketed. Only comes in a six pack:
1 can DOS beer, 1 Can Windows 3.1 beer, 2 Cans Windows 95 Beer, 1 Can
Service Pack Beer, and 1 Can Internet Explorer beer. You must open the
Internet Explorer beer to drink any of it.
Windows 2000 beer: Looks like Windows NT beer, but doesn't turn your pee
blue very often. You need a huge glass to drink it, even though it's just
32 oz. And if you want to drink with your friends, they must also all
drink it, or else you can't drink with them.
Plan 9 Beer: Been fermenting a long time, and isn't quite ready to drink
yet still.
BeOS beer: Looks really good on the outside, a flashy package, but it's
mostly froth and bubbles still.
Also, some Linux beers have major marketshare including:
Red Hat Beer: As flat and tasteless as can be, but it's popular (The
3 penguins who belch "Red" "Hat" and "Beer" are very popular with the
Super Bowl watching IT crowd)
Caldera Beer: 2% beer, from the Utah crowd. No real punch, and you'll
never see anyone important drinking it.
Turbolinux Beer: Strong Japanese flavor, but light on substance.
SuSE Beer: German brewing, it's dense and thick, and very heavy. Loaded
with Yast, or is that Yeast?
Slackware Beer: Doesn't come in a package, you have to bottle it yourself
mostly.
Debian Beer: Great beer, very filling. You never need to go buy more,
it's always refilling your fridge by itself. Nobody sells it though, and
you usually need some Debian beer drinker to turn you onto it. Bet you
can't drink just one.
Corel Beer: They built a factory around a Debian tap, and started
marketing it to sell. They put it into glitzy packaging, but forgot to
check the flavor. It's old, sour, and if you try to mix it with real
Debian beer, it blows up.
Mandrake Beer: From the Red Hat recipe, they've mixed so much stuff into
this, that it's a new better flavor altogether. It's got good flavor but
a poor shelf life, so replace it often.
Seth
