Cheers to all from a Slackware homebrewer!
Woody
Seth Cohn wrote:
>
> This must be old.... I just added to it. (feel free to repost this, Rob,
> including wherever you found this, and on our webpages)
>
> > Windows 95 Beer: A lot of people have taste-tested it and claim it's
> > wonderful.
>
> Windows 98 Beer: Windows 95 Beer rebrewed and put into new cans, and
> remarketed. Only comes in a six pack:
>
> 1 can DOS beer, 1 Can Windows 3.1 beer, 2 Cans Windows 95 Beer, 1 Can
> Service Pack Beer, and 1 Can Internet Explorer beer. You must open the
> Internet Explorer beer to drink any of it.
>
> Windows 2000 beer: Looks like Windows NT beer, but doesn't turn your pee
> blue very often. You need a huge glass to drink it, even though it's just
> 32 oz. And if you want to drink with your friends, they must also all
> drink it, or else you can't drink with them.
>
> Plan 9 Beer: Been fermenting a long time, and isn't quite ready to drink
> yet still.
>
> BeOS beer: Looks really good on the outside, a flashy package, but it's
> mostly froth and bubbles still.
>
> Also, some Linux beers have major marketshare including:
>
> Red Hat Beer: As flat and tasteless as can be, but it's popular (The
> 3 penguins who belch "Red" "Hat" and "Beer" are very popular with the
> Super Bowl watching IT crowd)
>
> Caldera Beer: 2% beer, from the Utah crowd. No real punch, and you'll
> never see anyone important drinking it.
>
> Turbolinux Beer: Strong Japanese flavor, but light on substance.
>
> SuSE Beer: German brewing, it's dense and thick, and very heavy. Loaded
> with Yast, or is that Yeast?
>
> Slackware Beer: Doesn't come in a package, you have to bottle it yourself
> mostly.
>
> Debian Beer: Great beer, very filling. You never need to go buy more,
> it's always refilling your fridge by itself. Nobody sells it though, and
> you usually need some Debian beer drinker to turn you onto it. Bet you
> can't drink just one.
>
> Corel Beer: They built a factory around a Debian tap, and started
> marketing it to sell. They put it into glitzy packaging, but forgot to
> check the flavor. It's old, sour, and if you try to mix it with real
> Debian beer, it blows up.
>
> Mandrake Beer: From the Red Hat recipe, they've mixed so much stuff into
> this, that it's a new better flavor altogether. It's got good flavor but
> a poor shelf life, so replace it often.
>
> Seth
