I have to say.. I am a little let down by the RedHat description.. considering
that I find RedHat to be pretty much all around useably enjoyable... well..
ok.. maybe no all by it's lonesome. but when you add the powertools CD it
simply rocks...
> Seth Cohn wrote:
> >
> > This must be old.... I just added to it. (feel free to repost this, Rob,
> > including wherever you found this, and on our webpages)
> >
> > > Windows 95 Beer: A lot of people have taste-tested it and claim it's
> > > wonderful.
> >
> > Windows 98 Beer: Windows 95 Beer rebrewed and put into new cans, and
> > remarketed. Only comes in a six pack:
> >
> > 1 can DOS beer, 1 Can Windows 3.1 beer, 2 Cans Windows 95 Beer, 1 Can
> > Service Pack Beer, and 1 Can Internet Explorer beer. You must open the
> > Internet Explorer beer to drink any of it.
> >
> > Windows 2000 beer: Looks like Windows NT beer, but doesn't turn your pee
> > blue very often. You need a huge glass to drink it, even though it's just
> > 32 oz. And if you want to drink with your friends, they must also all
> > drink it, or else you can't drink with them.
> >
> > Plan 9 Beer: Been fermenting a long time, and isn't quite ready to drink
> > yet still.
> >
> > BeOS beer: Looks really good on the outside, a flashy package, but it's
> > mostly froth and bubbles still.
> >
> > Also, some Linux beers have major marketshare including:
> >
> > Red Hat Beer: As flat and tasteless as can be, but it's popular (The
> > 3 penguins who belch "Red" "Hat" and "Beer" are very popular with the
> > Super Bowl watching IT crowd)
> >
> > Caldera Beer: 2% beer, from the Utah crowd. No real punch, and you'll
> > never see anyone important drinking it.
> >
> > Turbolinux Beer: Strong Japanese flavor, but light on substance.
> >
> > SuSE Beer: German brewing, it's dense and thick, and very heavy. Loaded
> > with Yast, or is that Yeast?
> >
> > Slackware Beer: Doesn't come in a package, you have to bottle it yourself
> > mostly.
> >
> > Debian Beer: Great beer, very filling. You never need to go buy more,
> > it's always refilling your fridge by itself. Nobody sells it though, and
> > you usually need some Debian beer drinker to turn you onto it. Bet you
> > can't drink just one.
> >
> > Corel Beer: They built a factory around a Debian tap, and started
> > marketing it to sell. They put it into glitzy packaging, but forgot to
> > check the flavor. It's old, sour, and if you try to mix it with real
> > Debian beer, it blows up.
> >
> > Mandrake Beer: From the Red Hat recipe, they've mixed so much stuff into
> > this, that it's a new better flavor altogether. It's got good flavor but
> > a poor shelf life, so replace it often.
> >
> > Seth
