--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "PaliGap" <compost...@...> wrote:
There's a generator here: http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/examples/gobbledygook- generator.html Brilliant! Your tax code answer brought me right back to Vedic Studies but without the over-meditation buzz! --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "PaliGap" <compost...@...> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, > "curtisdeltablues" <curtisdeltablues@> wrote: > > >> Me with spooky deep eyes: The transversing planets > within the universe of our own Self (reflected in the > microcosmic self as personality rays) display the > dynamics of tension arising from the opposing forces > of the creative process within the cosmic core or the > "I am" creator whose nature is know to those who have > awakened their inner light as the SUN source of light, > energy, and bliss for the totality of consciousness > becoming aware of its own "amness" the unchanging > absolute basis for all that changes and blossoms forth > into what we know as the many levels of creation > throughout all time and transcending time into the > timelessness of our own infinite awakened SELF. > Now give me a fiver or get out of the tent. NEXT! > >> > > Transposed to corporate life: > > "We will deliver a systematic and sustained programme > of efficiency and measures for improved effectiveness, > translated into sustainable local delivery to ensure > the delivery of more stretching centrally derived > targets. There will be more emphasis on local > ownership and accountability for the identification > and delivery of efficiencies." > > There's a generator here: > http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/examples/gobbledygook- > generator.html > > I'm in the UK and I recently made the mistake of > asking for some clarification on recent changes to > sales tax. I got this: > > "With effect from 1 January, how to treat supplies of > services for VAT purposes will depend if business to > business (B2B) supplies or business to consumer (B2C) > supplies are being made. To establish what type of > supplies you are making please refer to section 2, > paragraph 2.4 of Notice 741A, which explains about the > two general rules for the place of supply of services, > how to identify whether someone is a business customer > or a consumer and how to decide where a supplier or a > customer belongs. Further paragraphs in this section > explain the definitions of B2B and B2C supplies, how > to satisfy yourself if you are making B2B supplies and > why there is more than one place of supply rule. > > If you find that your supplies do not fall within the > special rules set out in the table in sub-paragraph > 2.4.3, then the appropriate new general rule will > apply. For example, if the supply is a B2B supply, > the place of supply is the customer's country. > > If you supply B2C services, other than those covered > by the special rules described in the other sections > of this notice, the place of supply of your services > is the place where you belong for the purposes of > making your supply (see section 3). > > This is known as the B2C general rule. If you supply > services that fall under this section and you belong > in the UK, you must account for any UK VAT due, no > matter where your customer belongs. > > To decide if you make B2C supplies see paragraph 2.6." > > However, if you make B2B supplies, paragraph 5.2 > explains the B2B general rule and advises about ESLs > as follows: > > "If you supply B2B services, other than those covered > by the special rules described in the other sections > of this notice, the place of supply of your services > is the place where your customer belongs for the > purposes of receiving your supply (see section 3). > > This is known as the B2B general rule. If you supply > services that fall under this section and your > customer belongs outside the UK, your supply is > outside the scope of UK VAT. If your customer belongs > outside the EC there may be local taxes which apply. > > If your supply is taxable at a standard or reduced > rate of VAT (that is to say that the supply is not > exempt or zero-rated) and is made to a customer > belonging in another Member State who is VAT > registered there, with effect from 1 January 2010 you > may need to complete and submit an EC Sales List. See > Notice 725 The single market. > > If however, your customer belongs in the UK, you must > account for any UK VAT due. > > To decide if you make B2B supplies see paragraph 2.5." > > One further point you may need to consider is, if you > are making supplies as an intermediary. This is > explained in section 12 of the Notice, which advises > that most intermediary services fall under the B2B > general rule. > > Additionally, you may be required to complete an EC > Sales lists. If you make supplies of services to a > customer who is not registered in the EC or is based > outside the EC, then you do not have to complete an > ESL. However, if the customer is registered for VAT in > their own country, an ESL will be required to be > completed by you if the customer is entitled to apply > the reverse charge in that country. As you are making > the supply, it would not fall to you to implement the > reverse charge, this would be the responsibility of > the VAT-registered customer in their own country." > > I wished I hadn't asked. >
