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I think awards need to be given out
for all the enlightened people. But first I have to start with the
homeless. That is, the homeless who don't have two shopping carts and the
makings of a small city in their contents. The award for detactment goes to
those homeless who carry one backpack or less of items for survival. Next, I
give the enlightened award in two categories, most specious system, which goes
to Lupidus, and least presaged, which goes to this baby I met who watched my
energy fields. I give the most awake award to my grandmother who, RIP, only
slept two hours a night. The most helpful award goes to Ontul Rinpoche who
catching me looking at him once in a weird way explained that he had put off
seeking his own enlightenment to help others. Which was cool cause I was
looking at him thinking, he doesn't give off much energy, and then he said to
the audience, I have not much realization. I would like to go on a retreat
before I die. I have ever since the Chinese occupation, felt the need to
look out for other people, and so I haven't had the time I wanted. I give the
most insightful award to Rory, because I certainly couldn't figure out the
geometry of God's face. I give the biggest enlightened buffoon award to
John Haeglen. Most in-unity-with-his-own-ego award to Maharishi. I'll take
most enlightened asshole award. I do know I'm an asshole. How can one be a
chef, yelling at people all the time, not know he's an asshole? I'll give Uncle
Tantra most enlightened and smug about it award. But best in show goes to
Vajranatha with the biggest know it all award in the whole world. Nobody out
does you, Buddy. You truely rank with Crowley and John Dee.
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From: authfriend
Sent: Tuesday, July 26, 2005 8:19 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: 'Levitation/has anyone heard of anyone
reaching 2nd stage flying? > > > I have a friend down here in the south of France who has > > > a bit of a Zorro fetish. He knows all the Zorro books and > > > movies and TV shows backwards and forwards and even > > > dresses up like Zorro for parties and special occasions. > > > He has fun with this fantasy of his. We have fun with him > > > having fun with this fantasy of his. > > > > That's because it's a fantasy. > > So is non-enlightenment. Not for you, toots. To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS
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