Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: 'Levitation/has anyone heard of anyone reaching 2nd stage flying?

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And then the Wonderfully Clever Me award, to the person with the greatest investment in convincing everybody else that he is enlightened, by devising the most creative (if far-fetched and illogical) put-downs of those who, unlike himself, aren't afraid to admit they aren't enlightened. ----That's a pretty convoluted award and should get a big Golden Conch.    But this awarding ourselves is a good idea. In the future people could just award themselves when they felt like it.  Then people could yea or nay.  People could award themselves for nefarious things as well, say, just for the party afterwards, because everyone would yea them. Like, "I award myself the most vomitous drunk."  People would yea, then cut the cake and ring the bell of invinciblity. But if for instance they said, "I award myself the most pious and humble award," then people would nay them and no light the candle and no ring the bell.  In this way people would stand a better and more realistic chance of being gratified for true humility and have a clearer mirror held. "I take the award for most stinkiest farting clout!"  Yea... Cut the cake... Ring the bell...light the candle...some truth has today been received.... To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS  Visit your group "FairfieldLife" on the web.    To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:  [EMAIL PROTECTED]    Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.