Guru Beer? your are kidding me ok I"ll go along with that: its Sunday and the server seems to be not down. thanks to internet that the Internet proves me wrong - you are not kidding
check this out http://www.capscollection.ru/search.php?searchstr=brew&page=1 http://tinyurl.com/5s5oyv8 Here it goes: Could not find anything from India but relayed telepathically from the Beer Guru's temporary ashram at The Beerodrome, London to be on topic : and reincarnation You always loved to imagine what its TV commercials would be like?Here it is: http://www.thebeerguru.com/buy-the-book/ with all your question answered: * From Beer to Eternity <http://www.thebeerguru.com/2008/11/10/from-beer-to-eternity/> * Who are you calling a cult? <http://www.thebeerguru.com/2008/10/09/who-are-you-calling-a-cult/> * The paramilitary extremist arm of the beer guru movement <http://www.thebeerguru.com/2008/09/23/the-paramilitary-extremist-arm-of\ -the-beer-guru-movement/> * Is this a genuine spiritual path? <http://www.thebeerguru.com/2008/09/23/is-this-a-genuine-spiritual-path/\ > * The Beer Guru's plan for world domination <http://www.thebeerguru.com/2008/09/23/the-beer-gurus-plan-for-world-dom\ ination/> * Beer Yoga <http://www.thebeerguru.com/beer-yoga/> http://www.thebeerguru.com/beer-yoga/ * The Beer Guru and the Barmy(not Barry) Swami <http://www.thebeerguru.com/about-the-beer-guru/> * The Teachings of The Beer Guru <http://www.thebeerguru.com/the-teachings-of-the-beer-guru/> * The Way of The Beer Guru <http://www.thebeerguru.com/the-way-of-the-beer-guru/> "BEER IS DIVINE. DRINK IT RELIGIOUSLY." [180] For those who understand that drinking beer can be a spiritual experience, following the path of The Beer Guru will be second nature. Translated from ancient Sanskrit scrolls found behind the tandoori oven when The Balti Towers restaurant in Birmingham was demolished, the enigmatic Beer Guru's teachings have become renowned. They provide a step-by-step guide that takes you on a quest for The Holy Ale, a sacred beer that flows from the Font of All Wisdom and bestows infinite knowledge, immortality and instant enlightenment. If you survive the initiation of the whirling pit, you will meet the Beer Guru himself, the Dalai Llager, the Beer Goddess and the Barmy Swami. You will learn how to create your own Beer Temple and master the art of Tantric Beer drinking, so you can keep it up all night. The Beer Guru's Guide will give you a smile as broad as the Beer Bhudda's, for it is a path liberally strewn with mirth, joy and bliss. Who are you calling a cult? Beer as a spiritual path, The joy of sects Author: The Beer Guru Is this a genuine spiritual path? Relayed telepathically from the Beer Guru's personal chapel, in the Temple of The Beer Goddess, Kylie, somewhere in the Himalayas. There are disbelievers amongst us. Infidels, who raise doubts about the validity of the Beer Guru's path and teachings. They do not believe that beer can be sacred. That it can bestow enlightenment. Worse they scoff at the Beer Guru's teachings and say they are tosh. That he made them all up as a joke. Actually, he did. But that doesn't make them invalid, or nonsense. He had tapped into the universal stream of consciousness and wisdom. They were an inspired joke founded on eternal truths. As Zarathustra demonstrated, there is a very fine line between the wise man and the fool. There is plenty of hard evidence that much of The Beer Guru's teachings are based on fact. For instance, there is a well-established historical link between beer and spiritual practices. In the distant past, as well as in many indigenous cultures today, beer was regarded as sacred, a brew which brought visions and personal experiences of the gods. In mediaeval times, most British and European beer was brewed in monasteries by the monks. As it says in the book, "many divine beers (and some lethal intoxicants) were created by men of god in places of spiritual reverence". There is even a genuine, ancient Tibetan tradition of brewing and drinking the beer of enlightenment. It is part of the Doha Tradition and includes Tibetan drinking songs. The Beer Guru's path is an evolution of that tradition for modern times and western society. There are many men who worshipped beer before the Beer Guru came along. He is merely giving them a framework of belief and practice in their daily religious observances. The Beer Guru's teachings have a firm foundation in traditional mystic practice. For him and his followers, enlightenment and spiritual devotion are inextricably tied up with drinking beer and appreciating it as a spiritual experience. The book (the Beer Guru's Guide <http://www.thebeerguru.com/buy-the-book> ) is a step-by-step instruction manual of how to attain enlightenment through drinking beer. As an intrinsic part of that process, the initiate has to undertake a quest for the Holy Ale, the beer of enlightenment, which flows from the font of all wisdom. So it's a personal mystical adventure, a path of gnosis, or direct personal knowledge of the divine, and as with all Gnostic traditions, there's a long process where that knowledge has to slowly ferment in your soul to first become understanding and eventually wisdom. You can just read it as a bit of a laugh. Or you can take it seriously and have some strange, wonderful and enlightening experiences. Who are you calling a cult? <http://www.thebeerguru.com/2008/10/09/who-are-you-calling-a-cult/> Beer as a spiritual path <http://www.thebeerguru.com/category/beer-as-a-spiritual-path/> , The joy of sects <http://www.thebeerguru.com/category/the-joy-of-sects/> Author: The Beer Guru Relayed telepathically from the Beer Guru's temporary ashram at The Beerodrome, London. Loyal followers, we have been called a cult. A Cult ? What a nerve. Cults are piddly little groups of misguided misfits blindly following a heretical, charismatic and egotistical leader who is totally off his trolley (bit like political parties, innit?). The Beer Guru is wildly heretic, massively charismatic, egotistical and delightfully off his trolley, it is true. But his movement is not a petty cult. He is head of a worldwide religion with millions of followers. Moreover, following his path promises eternal life, infinite wisdom and unlimited enlightenment. Not a suicide pact to make the end of the world a self-fulfilling prophesy. The Way of The Beer Guru lays claim to being the oldest religion in the world. The religious adoration of beer as a sacred fluid, has existed for at least six thousand years. That's about four thousand years before Christ, who didn't touch a drop of beer from one end of the gospels to the other. His only encounter with alcohol was the old Tommy Cooper trick of turning water into wine (just like that) at the Cana wedding. "PLONK IS FOR PLONKERS" The Beer Guru Beer might even be at the basis of modern civilisation. Seemingly, when we switched from hunter gatherers to farmers, squillions of years ago, all the smart academics thought it was to grow grains that make bread, cakes and other good grub. New, more devious thinking now suggests that it was actually to make beer. No surprise really. Beer is bigger than God. At the last poll on the subject, only 59% of men said they believed in the existence of God, while 99% believed in the existence of beer. "BEER IS BIGGER THAN GOD." The Beer Guru. The worrying element in that is the 1% who don't believe in the existence of beer. They must be a right bunch of little cults. .... aaaaaa.......enjoy now i am getting thirsty [:D] The Author:Chris Street has been a mystic for many years. He is a Druid He claims to be a member of a secret society, so secret, even he doesn't know what it is --- In [email protected], turquoiseb <no_reply@...> wrote: > It also reminds me of the gift that a former roommate > of mine brought me from India. He was there on a TM > TTC course, and brought back a bottle of -- no shit -- > "Guru" brand beer. I kept it for years, and never > opened it, because I always loved to imagine what > its TV commercials would be like. > > Buncha gurus in their dhotis, trudge back to the > cave after a long day preaching the dharma to the > ignorant and undeserving, peel off the tops of their > dhotis and sit around in their undershirts, drinking > "Guru" beer and belching and enjoying the true rewards > of enlightenment. :-) >
