--- In [email protected], merudanda <no_reply@...> wrote:
>
> The worrying element in that is the 1% who don't believe in the
> existence of beer.

Tell me about it. What a disbelieving set of heretical
wankers they must be, right?

Have they never heard of the BCA (Beer Cosmological
Argument)? It conclusively proves the existence of beer:

All that exists is part of the cosmic foam[1].
Beer, when properly served, is foamy.
Therefore beer exists.

[1] from the Wikipedia page on 'Observable universe.'
"The organization of structure arguably begins at the
stellar level, though most cosmologists rarely address
astrophysics on that scale. Stars are organized into
galaxies, which in turn form clusters and superclusters
that are separated by immense voids, creating a vast
FOAM-like structure sometimes called the 'cosmic web'."

To not believe in beer is akin to not believing in burgers.
And we all know that burgers exist, and that they are
Good, because they have Shiva's seal of approval:

  [http://loltheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/shiva_cheezburger.jpg]

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