--- In [email protected], Emily Reyn <emilymae.reyn@...> wrote: > > Ah ha ha ha....that is so funny. Â Really funny. Â Excruciatingly funny. > Â Exquisitely funny. Â
Thanks Emily, we must both have our blasphamy outrage meter on the same setting. > > > ________________________________ > From: curtisdeltablues <curtisdeltablues@...> > To: [email protected] > Sent: Monday, December 10, 2012 4:02 PM > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: If you've ever looked into a mirror and not seen > God, you might be a yogi! > > > Â > --- In [email protected], Duveyoung <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > On the other hand, after a hard day of battle the combatants of the > > Mahabharata would have dinner together around the campfires like actors > > backstage shedding their assumed characters. > > > > I kinda like that concept. But, I'm not fit for it, CUZ I EVEN CARRY > > GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO BOTHERED ME IN MY NIGHTLY DREAMS. > > > > I'm trying not to contend these days, but there it is -- Doc, somehow got > > me to reply. > > > > If'n I was agunna contend it'd be against Curtis, but that guy just slips > > my grip every time I try to get him in a hammerlock about God. So, Ravi, > > there's the righteous battle you should be egging me on to enjoin. > > > > Edg > > Hey I'm always up for that Edge. But right now lets have a little > experiment. Let's see who can toss a peppermint soft mint right on the belly > of the baby Jesus right now as you read this...go. > > I nailed him on the first try and it actually enhances his beatific splendor. > It looks like a smart little red striped tank top, so I can't wait to hear if > you...what was that? You are not seated within a soft mint lob of the baby > Jesus on the 10th day of advent? > > Gotta say if we are both at the Pearly Gates together and there is only one > opening left, I am gunna have to bring up this little absence of devotion on > your part Edge. > > Now you can just contemplate who is the godless one in this discussion while > I make a matching hipster hat out of a Jujube for the little divine tyke. > Nothing says savior of mankind like edible clothing. No wait L'll JC, cock it > a little to the side, oh yes that nails it, pure Seattle post ironic > attitude! Now drift off to sleep, you've got a lot of sins to shed blood for. > That's a good little Son O' God. > > Hey Joseph I think there is a loose board or something around the back of the > manger, you'd better go check it out. Yeah I hear you are the right man for > the job, that's right out that way, see you a bit later... > > Soooo Mary, how YOU do'n? > > > > > --- In [email protected], Ravi Chivukula <chivukula.ravi@> > > wrote: > > > > > > I'm glad you enjoyed it Edg because I was laughing hard after sending that > > > response. I had to google "krishna's words to arjuna in kurukshetra" to > > > get > > > those lines. I felt your response was not as strong as I would like it to > > > be but looking back it's a very good comeback. > > > > > > On Mon, Dec 10, 2012 at 3:06 PM, Duveyoung <[email protected]> > > > wrote: > > > > > > > ** > > > > > > > > > > > > Hee hee, Ravi -- but you see, it's a heaping of coals upon the head to > > > > show kindness to those who know not how to be kind. > > > > > > > > If Doc complains about any burning sensations, it's a tell. > > > > > > > > Edg > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In [email protected], Ravi Chivukula <chivukula.ravi@> > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Edguna - such words are not worthy of a hero like you. Your duty is to > > > > > fight. He has insulted you - take him down !!! > > > > > > > > > > On Mon, Dec 10, 2012 at 2:58 PM, Duveyoung <[email protected]> > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > ** > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Um, Doc, um, er, thanks for the response, but I'm not certain of the > > > > > > tone/vibe. If you are targeting me individually instead of the > > > > > > generic > > > > use > > > > > > of the word "you" then, I gotta ask if you'll be kind enough, while > > > > > > I'm > > > > > > waving this here bigass white flag, to flesh out the summation, > > > > > > cuz, I > > > > > > never know when some truth about myself has been denied by me until > > > > someone > > > > > > really intelligent backs me in a corner -- that's how I roll. You > > > > think you > > > > > > can do this service for me? It would grand of you. > > > > > > > > > > > > Edg > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In [email protected], doctordumbass@ <no_reply@> > > > > > > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edg, There is an alternative. Quiet your mind the fuck down, so > > > > > > > that > > > > you > > > > > > are not filtering everything through it. Deal responsibly with what > > > > > > is > > > > in > > > > > > your mind, not by denying it, judging it, or distracting away from > > > > > > it. > > > > Stop > > > > > > being life's bitch. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once you do that, examine each component, including this retarded > > > > notion > > > > > > that you are forever locked in mental slavery. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A fair amount of work and dedication to reach true peace of mind, > > > > > > > and > > > > > > non-attachment, though not nearly as much work as you expend, > > > > > > dealing > > > > with > > > > > > who YOU thinks you is. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In [email protected], Duveyoung <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yogis are fond of saying "Not this, not this, not this." (In > > > > Sanskrit > > > > > > it's "Neti, neti, neti." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The portent is that no sensual input can be God -- no image, no > > > > sound, > > > > > > no whatever -- any representation of God to you from the senses > > > > > > must be > > > > > > just that -- symbols, not the real thingie. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the yogi refuses to mistake the map for the territory. > > > > > > > > Nothing > > > > but > > > > > > real actual God-God will do. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, if you are not feeling holy and divine -- YOU'RE RIGHT! > > > > > > > > Things, > > > > > > attributes, qualities and any combination thereof needs must be > > > > imperfect. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The human mind's contents, for instance. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And to expect perfection in the mundane is folly. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now, to reject everything as illusory is just too much work, so > > > > > > > > the > > > > > > yogi cheats. Turns out that if you merely reject the ego's claim of > > > > > > sentience, then you're home free, because it is the ego that names > > > > > > and > > > > > > frames all of creation. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Get that? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I just said, "The little voice in your head is not you; > > > > > > > > it's a > > > > > > liar." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, that needy little twit has to go. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when every thing's ephemerality has been established, guess > > > > what, > > > > > > GOD REMAINS REAL! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
