Right - you are 220, CC stone is 160 - so don't fuck with me Jim - the math doesn't add up. You are just proving my story.
Seriously you can do better than this Jim - you look like a big idiot with your response. Anyone intelligent enough will understand the purpose of my story - it is ironical, it is sarcastic - it will include gross exaggerations with generous doses of insults. Don't tell me you are so dumb that you can't read the subtext underneath it. You have done nothing to answer my core arguments against the deception that is your enlightenment. You don't have any strength of character, any conviction, you don't show any intelligence. How pitiful !!! On Sat, Mar 16, 2013 at 1:06 AM, [email protected] < [email protected]> wrote: > ** > > > Really?? Obese? Nah. I am 6'2 and 220 lbs. Check out something called the > athletic BMI and you'll see I am not fat. But on a regular BMI chart I show > up fat. Go figure (muscle is heavier than fat). > > A couple of years ago I finished landscaping my backyard. Aggregate weight > of all the stone I put in place, and dirt and bricks removed, was around > ten tons. No machinery, except hand tools and a strong back. No, I am not > some fat slug as you imagine Ravi, and also look ten years younger than I > am. Quit making shit up, fool. > > > --- In [email protected], Ravi Chivukula <chivukula.ravi@...> > wrote: > > > > "Maharishi also once called CC a stepping stone." > > > > Oh wow - that would explain a lot of things with Jim. > > > > A young skinny Jim while washing dishes at a remote TM center somewhere > in > > the Midwest hears this cool teacher Barry brag to a chick - "Maharishi > sez > > CC is a stepping stone". > > > > Jimbo soon moves on, because he was never smart enough, cool enough, rich > > enough - but he never forgets. Time flies by but he always remembers that > > "CC is a stepping stone" as he retires every night. > > > > Soon Jimbo is no longer skinny. Lots of water has flown down the Ganges > and > > Jimbo is now a clearly weary middle aged, rather..how do I put this in a > > sensitive, politically correct way, well rather obese, who swears he > won't > > return wherever unless he is enlightened. He begins his quest for the > magic > > stone CC. > > > > He hasn't forgotten what Barry had once said. He knows he has to step on > CC > > to scale the wall of samsaara and haul his sorry, obese ass to GC and > > beyond. > > > > But Jimbo being an idiot had failed to take into account that the magic > > stone CC was built by skinny, starving Indian yogis who prided on their > > life-abnegating, masochistic skills as spirituality to masquerade their > > lack of materialistic opportunities. They clearly hadn't bargained a > > society materially rich where people enjoyed life and that there would be > > the possibility of an obese albiet weary Jimbo trying to step on it. It > was > > only designed to handle 160 pounds !!! > > > > Well Jimbo stepped onto CC enthusiastically as he lurched to scale the > wall > > of samsara. But poor Humpty Dumpty Jim landed on his sorry, obese ass. He > > was humiliated, ashamed, embarrassed as CC split into two little C's. > > > > Oh how sad poor Jim must have been - I have tears in my eyes just > > contemplating that pathetic scene. > > > > This had a tremendous impact on Humpty Dumpty Jim. He recalled that > > enlightened was hard to measure in one's actions - he had many, many > inane, > > banal platitudes by heart. Out of his incredible pain and sadness came a > > beautiful story of his purported Enlightenment. > > > > Which of course didn't convince Bob Price who after a couple of minutes > of > > watching Jim's interview started cleaning CD's - but whatever. Jimbo - > this > > is terrible, I think I may well refrain from making fun of your > > enlightenment. I can see why your buttons get pushed anytime people start > > criticizing Maharishi, TM and now Girish. You can't help it - I'm sorry I > > pissed you off, I didn't know your Enlightenment was hiding all this pain > > of your humiliation. > > > > On Fri, Mar 15, 2013 at 2:08 PM, Share Long <sharelong60@...> wrote: > > > > > ** > > > > > > > > > > Nice list, Xeno. Maharishi also once called CC a stepping stone. Good > or > > > something like that. But a stepping stone. > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------ > > > *From:* Xenophaneros Anartaxius <anartaxius@...> > > > *To:* [email protected] > > > *Sent:* Friday, March 15, 2013 10:46 AM > > > *Subject:* [FairfieldLife] Barry and Curtis's hubris [was Re: A lie is > > > > only a lie] > > > > > > > > > <snip Guru Xeno's inane, banal platitudes> > > > > > > > >
