I couldn't figure out why you were calling me fat, until you referred to my 
lame interview on BatGap - no diss on you, Rick. :-)

Yes, I was huge then, heavier than I have ever been - 260 lbs. plus.  Can you 
say WALRUS, man boobs, the whole thing?? I've lost all that weight and it was a 
fairly brief phase, brought on by eating as stress relief - obviously not an 
awesome coping mechanism. 

Anyway, I don't look like that anymore. Longer hair, a lot less weight. You 
should have said something regarding your assumptions - made me look like a 
liar, when actually it was you taking stuff out of context - weird move, R.  

--- In [email protected], doctordumbass@... <no_reply@...> wrote:
>
> Really?? Obese? Nah. I am 6'2 and 220 lbs. Check out something called the 
> athletic BMI and you'll see I am not fat. But on a regular BMI chart I show 
> up fat. Go figure (muscle is heavier than fat). 
> 
> A couple of years ago I finished landscaping my backyard. Aggregate weight of 
> all the stone I put in place, and dirt and bricks removed, was around ten 
> tons. No machinery, except hand tools and a strong back. No, I am not some 
> fat slug as you imagine Ravi, and also look ten years younger than I am. Quit 
> making shit up, fool.
> 
> --- In [email protected], Ravi Chivukula <chivukula.ravi@> wrote:
> >
> > "Maharishi also once called CC a stepping stone."
> > 
> > Oh wow - that would explain a lot of things with Jim.
> > 
> > A young skinny Jim while washing dishes at a remote TM center somewhere in
> > the Midwest hears this cool teacher Barry brag to a chick - "Maharishi sez
> > CC is a stepping stone".
> > 
> > Jimbo soon moves on, because he was never smart enough, cool enough, rich
> > enough - but he never forgets. Time flies by but he always remembers that
> > "CC is a stepping stone" as he retires every night.
> > 
> > Soon Jimbo is no longer skinny. Lots of water has flown down the Ganges and
> > Jimbo is now a clearly weary middle aged, rather..how do I put this in a
> > sensitive, politically correct way, well rather obese, who swears he won't
> > return wherever unless he is enlightened. He begins his quest for the magic
> > stone CC.
> > 
> > He hasn't forgotten what Barry had once said. He knows he has to step on CC
> > to scale the wall of samsaara and haul his sorry, obese ass to GC and
> > beyond.
> > 
> > But Jimbo being an idiot had failed to take into account that the magic
> > stone CC was built by skinny, starving Indian yogis who prided on their
> > life-abnegating, masochistic skills as spirituality to masquerade their
> > lack of materialistic opportunities. They clearly hadn't bargained a
> > society materially rich where people enjoyed life and that there would be
> > the possibility of an obese albiet weary Jimbo trying to step on it. It was
> > only designed to handle 160 pounds !!!
> > 
> > Well Jimbo stepped onto CC enthusiastically as he lurched to scale the wall
> > of samsara. But poor Humpty Dumpty Jim landed on his sorry, obese ass. He
> > was humiliated, ashamed, embarrassed as CC split into two little C's.
> > 
> > Oh how sad poor Jim must have been - I have tears in my eyes just
> > contemplating that pathetic scene.
> > 
> > This had a tremendous impact on Humpty Dumpty Jim. He recalled that
> > enlightened was hard to measure in one's actions - he had many, many inane,
> > banal platitudes by heart. Out of his incredible pain and sadness came a
> > beautiful story of his purported Enlightenment.
> > 
> > Which of course didn't convince Bob Price who after a couple of minutes of
> > watching Jim's interview started cleaning CD's - but whatever. Jimbo - this
> > is terrible, I think I may well refrain from making fun of your
> > enlightenment. I can see why your buttons get pushed anytime people start
> > criticizing Maharishi, TM and now Girish. You can't help it - I'm sorry I
> > pissed you off, I didn't know your Enlightenment was hiding all this pain
> > of your humiliation.
> > 
> > On Fri, Mar 15, 2013 at 2:08 PM, Share Long <sharelong60@> wrote:
> > 
> > > **
> > >
> > >
> > > Nice list, Xeno.  Maharishi also once called CC a stepping stone.  Good or
> > > something like that.  But a stepping stone.
> > >
> > >
> > >   ------------------------------
> > > *From:* Xenophaneros Anartaxius <anartaxius@>
> > > *To:* [email protected]
> > > *Sent:* Friday, March 15, 2013 10:46 AM
> > > *Subject:* [FairfieldLife] Barry and Curtis's hubris [was Re: A lie is
> > > only a lie]
> > >
> > >
> > > <snip Guru Xeno's inane, banal platitudes>
> > >
> >
>


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