I found the rest of your post gibberish, so I couldn't respond, even if I 
wanted to. So, get some rest, and hope you aren't all cranky when you get up 
next time. I am not responsible for the stuff you come up with, Ravi. Only you 
are, so I will leave it in your lap, and bid you a sweet Adieu! :-)

--- In [email protected], Ravi Chivukula <chivukula.ravi@...> wrote:
>
> Right - you are 220, CC stone is 160 - so don't fuck with me Jim - the math
> doesn't add up. You are just proving my story.
> 
> Seriously you can do better than this Jim - you look like a big idiot with
> your response.
> 
> Anyone intelligent enough will understand the purpose of my story - it is
> ironical, it is sarcastic - it will include gross exaggerations with
> generous doses of insults. Don't tell me you are so dumb that you can't
> read the subtext underneath it. You have done nothing to answer my core
> arguments against the deception that is your enlightenment. You don't have
> any strength of character, any conviction, you don't show any intelligence.
> 
> How pitiful !!!
> 
> On Sat, Mar 16, 2013 at 1:06 AM, doctordumbass@... <
> [email protected]> wrote:
> 
> > **
> >
> >
> > Really?? Obese? Nah. I am 6'2 and 220 lbs. Check out something called the
> > athletic BMI and you'll see I am not fat. But on a regular BMI chart I show
> > up fat. Go figure (muscle is heavier than fat).
> >
> > A couple of years ago I finished landscaping my backyard. Aggregate weight
> > of all the stone I put in place, and dirt and bricks removed, was around
> > ten tons. No machinery, except hand tools and a strong back. No, I am not
> > some fat slug as you imagine Ravi, and also look ten years younger than I
> > am. Quit making shit up, fool.
> >
> >
> > --- In [email protected], Ravi Chivukula <chivukula.ravi@>
> > wrote:
> > >
> > > "Maharishi also once called CC a stepping stone."
> > >
> > > Oh wow - that would explain a lot of things with Jim.
> > >
> > > A young skinny Jim while washing dishes at a remote TM center somewhere
> > in
> > > the Midwest hears this cool teacher Barry brag to a chick - "Maharishi
> > sez
> > > CC is a stepping stone".
> > >
> > > Jimbo soon moves on, because he was never smart enough, cool enough, rich
> > > enough - but he never forgets. Time flies by but he always remembers that
> > > "CC is a stepping stone" as he retires every night.
> > >
> > > Soon Jimbo is no longer skinny. Lots of water has flown down the Ganges
> > and
> > > Jimbo is now a clearly weary middle aged, rather..how do I put this in a
> > > sensitive, politically correct way, well rather obese, who swears he
> > won't
> > > return wherever unless he is enlightened. He begins his quest for the
> > magic
> > > stone CC.
> > >
> > > He hasn't forgotten what Barry had once said. He knows he has to step on
> > CC
> > > to scale the wall of samsaara and haul his sorry, obese ass to GC and
> > > beyond.
> > >
> > > But Jimbo being an idiot had failed to take into account that the magic
> > > stone CC was built by skinny, starving Indian yogis who prided on their
> > > life-abnegating, masochistic skills as spirituality to masquerade their
> > > lack of materialistic opportunities. They clearly hadn't bargained a
> > > society materially rich where people enjoyed life and that there would be
> > > the possibility of an obese albiet weary Jimbo trying to step on it. It
> > was
> > > only designed to handle 160 pounds !!!
> > >
> > > Well Jimbo stepped onto CC enthusiastically as he lurched to scale the
> > wall
> > > of samsara. But poor Humpty Dumpty Jim landed on his sorry, obese ass. He
> > > was humiliated, ashamed, embarrassed as CC split into two little C's.
> > >
> > > Oh how sad poor Jim must have been - I have tears in my eyes just
> > > contemplating that pathetic scene.
> > >
> > > This had a tremendous impact on Humpty Dumpty Jim. He recalled that
> > > enlightened was hard to measure in one's actions - he had many, many
> > inane,
> > > banal platitudes by heart. Out of his incredible pain and sadness came a
> > > beautiful story of his purported Enlightenment.
> > >
> > > Which of course didn't convince Bob Price who after a couple of minutes
> > of
> > > watching Jim's interview started cleaning CD's - but whatever. Jimbo -
> > this
> > > is terrible, I think I may well refrain from making fun of your
> > > enlightenment. I can see why your buttons get pushed anytime people start
> > > criticizing Maharishi, TM and now Girish. You can't help it - I'm sorry I
> > > pissed you off, I didn't know your Enlightenment was hiding all this pain
> > > of your humiliation.
> > >
> > > On Fri, Mar 15, 2013 at 2:08 PM, Share Long <sharelong60@> wrote:
> > >
> > > > **
> >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Nice list, Xeno. Maharishi also once called CC a stepping stone. Good
> > or
> > > > something like that. But a stepping stone.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > ------------------------------
> > > > *From:* Xenophaneros Anartaxius <anartaxius@>
> > > > *To:* [email protected]
> > > > *Sent:* Friday, March 15, 2013 10:46 AM
> > > > *Subject:* [FairfieldLife] Barry and Curtis's hubris [was Re: A lie is
> >
> > > > only a lie]
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > <snip Guru Xeno's inane, banal platitudes>
> > > >
> > >
> >
> >  
> >
>


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