Really?? Obese? Nah. I am 6'2 and 220 lbs. Check out something called the athletic BMI and you'll see I am not fat. But on a regular BMI chart I show up fat. Go figure (muscle is heavier than fat).
A couple of years ago I finished landscaping my backyard. Aggregate weight of all the stone I put in place, and dirt and bricks removed, was around ten tons. No machinery, except hand tools and a strong back. No, I am not some fat slug as you imagine Ravi, and also look ten years younger than I am. Quit making shit up, fool. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula <chivukula.ravi@...> wrote: > > "Maharishi also once called CC a stepping stone." > > Oh wow - that would explain a lot of things with Jim. > > A young skinny Jim while washing dishes at a remote TM center somewhere in > the Midwest hears this cool teacher Barry brag to a chick - "Maharishi sez > CC is a stepping stone". > > Jimbo soon moves on, because he was never smart enough, cool enough, rich > enough - but he never forgets. Time flies by but he always remembers that > "CC is a stepping stone" as he retires every night. > > Soon Jimbo is no longer skinny. Lots of water has flown down the Ganges and > Jimbo is now a clearly weary middle aged, rather..how do I put this in a > sensitive, politically correct way, well rather obese, who swears he won't > return wherever unless he is enlightened. He begins his quest for the magic > stone CC. > > He hasn't forgotten what Barry had once said. He knows he has to step on CC > to scale the wall of samsaara and haul his sorry, obese ass to GC and > beyond. > > But Jimbo being an idiot had failed to take into account that the magic > stone CC was built by skinny, starving Indian yogis who prided on their > life-abnegating, masochistic skills as spirituality to masquerade their > lack of materialistic opportunities. They clearly hadn't bargained a > society materially rich where people enjoyed life and that there would be > the possibility of an obese albiet weary Jimbo trying to step on it. It was > only designed to handle 160 pounds !!! > > Well Jimbo stepped onto CC enthusiastically as he lurched to scale the wall > of samsara. But poor Humpty Dumpty Jim landed on his sorry, obese ass. He > was humiliated, ashamed, embarrassed as CC split into two little C's. > > Oh how sad poor Jim must have been - I have tears in my eyes just > contemplating that pathetic scene. > > This had a tremendous impact on Humpty Dumpty Jim. He recalled that > enlightened was hard to measure in one's actions - he had many, many inane, > banal platitudes by heart. Out of his incredible pain and sadness came a > beautiful story of his purported Enlightenment. > > Which of course didn't convince Bob Price who after a couple of minutes of > watching Jim's interview started cleaning CD's - but whatever. Jimbo - this > is terrible, I think I may well refrain from making fun of your > enlightenment. I can see why your buttons get pushed anytime people start > criticizing Maharishi, TM and now Girish. You can't help it - I'm sorry I > pissed you off, I didn't know your Enlightenment was hiding all this pain > of your humiliation. > > On Fri, Mar 15, 2013 at 2:08 PM, Share Long <sharelong60@...> wrote: > > > ** > > > > > > Nice list, Xeno. Maharishi also once called CC a stepping stone. Good or > > something like that. But a stepping stone. > > > > > > ------------------------------ > > *From:* Xenophaneros Anartaxius <anartaxius@...> > > *To:* FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > *Sent:* Friday, March 15, 2013 10:46 AM > > *Subject:* [FairfieldLife] Barry and Curtis's hubris [was Re: A lie is > > only a lie] > > > > > > <snip Guru Xeno's inane, banal platitudes> > > >
