--- In [email protected], doctordumbass@... <no_reply@...> wrote: > > I remember Waverly, MO, pop. 473, in the late 70's, about 10 miles away from > the emerging (and now defunct) Kansas City Capital of The Age of > Enlightenment, and the closest actual town. > > There was a laundromat there, where we stuffed the washers and dryers full of > our farm and construction clothes. A small grocery store across the street > was on its last legs, displaying an old box of Wheaties from the sixties, in > a very dusty window. Some guy in his nineties ran it, and it was always > really hot and musty, and still, in there, and vaguely smelly. He didn't care > if you bought anything, or not. The main street was about two feet below the > sidewalk, from the horse and buggy days. > > If you went the other way, left, out of the KCC Project, and took another > left after a hundred yards, and went about another hundred yards down that > road, past cornfields, you'd see an underground missile silo site on your > right - Square, about 30 feet on a side, fenced and topped with razor wire, a > level, gravel-covered lot, with two parallel metal tracks near the center, at > ground level, ending at a large, grey metal hatch. There were signs on the > fences, that deadly force was authorized against trespassers, courtesy USAF. > > The KCCP was in the middle of a whole nest of silos. We'd see the missile > tubes being serviced sometimes, on our way to Higginsville, both to get our > raw, organic milk from a dairy farmer there, but also to visit the new > Walmart when it opened. Walmart! Whoo-hoo! Spending our $25 a month stipends > like there was no tomorrow. > > All in all, a blast, and thankfully not a real one. > > --- In [email protected], Share Long <sharelong60@> wrote: > > > > Which brings to mind that it still amazes me how quiet FF is, especially on > > Sunday nights. Have we reverted to the 50s?! And if this is FF on > > Sunday night, what is Batavia, town of approx 500, like?! One shudders. > > Anyway, hopefully everyone at home, getting mutually frisky with beloved > > partners whatever the hour and or planetary configuration. You and GF > > could visit, maybe take in an Art Walk, and see for yourself how much we've > > progressed (-: > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > From: curtisdeltablues <curtisdeltablues@> > > To: [email protected] > > Sent: Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:03 PM > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: VI annual YFC! > > > > > > > >  > > Thank God. For the briefest second I entertained the smallest beginning of > > a shred of doubt that the Maharishi effect was no longer whisking > > everyone's nether regions away to be returned only on the nights when a > > jyotish-approved conception was to take place.(before 10:00 pm lights out > > of course) > > > > --- In [email protected], Share Long <sharelong60@> wrote: > > > > > > Huh?àOh, I meant the women in India.àFrom recent news reports > > > there seems to be a lot of hyper frisky fellers there.
Well, that is certainly one sugar-coated/delusional way to describe murderous gang rapists. > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > From: curtisdeltablues <curtisdeltablues@> > > > To: [email protected] > > > Sent: Thursday, May 2, 2013 11:03 AM > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: VI annual YFC! > > > > > > > > > > > > à> > > --- In [email protected], Share Long <sharelong60@> wrote: > > > > > > Plus they are practical, meaning one could still flee or er apply one's > > > knee to a feller's nether regions if he got too frisky. > > > > > > > > > > Jesus Share, what do you have on your Match.com profile that would make > > > you need this deterrent in Fairfield? > > > > > > > FWIW, I have never worn a sari in my life.ÃâàFriends, in > > > > misguided attempts to convert me, have GIVEN me saris!ÃâàAnd I > > > > did try one on because it was a beautiful shade of royal blue with gold > > > > trim, the blue making my eyes pop, as the beauticians say.ÃâàBut > > > > really, it reminds one too much of one's previous life as a mummy ha > > > > ha.ÃâàAnd how the heck does one sit on foam in a sari?! > > > > > > > > > > > > Anyway, punjabis, now that's another whole matter, though I don't have > > > > one of those either.ÃâàYet!ÃâàThey are flowingly feminine > > > > and some are such beautiful colors and have beads, etc.ÃâàAnd > > > > they can be sexy depending on height of neckline.ÃâàPlus they > > > > are practical, meaning one could still flee or er apply one's knee to a > > > > feller's nether regions if he got too frisky.ÃâàSo punjabis I'm > > > > guessing are great for setting boundaries if one is about to experience > > > > PhysR rather than PsyR or EmoR.ÃâàI'm just sayin.Ãâà> > > > > > > > > > > > As for YF competition, I don't.ÃâàWhy?ÃâàBecause, at > > > > least back in the old days, one had to fly in lotus in order to > > > > compete.ÃâàI have never been able to fly in lotus.Ãâà> > > > Faulty hip sockets according to Dr. K in Kahoka.ÃâàBorn with > > > > them.ÃâàDon't even sit in lotus, he said.ÃâàSo I don't. > > > > > > > > > > > > As for mammaries and YF, of course bounciness depends on size of the > > > > girls, as they're called in thermography circles, and strength of > > > > muscle holding up all that fat.ÃâàThough will say that that > > > > muscle does seem to have gotten stronger over the decades. > > > > > > > > > > > > As for impact friendly foam, I'd say the comfyness of foam depends on > > > > one's karma.ÃâàBTW, that's a little levity for the levitators as > > > > my Mom would say.ÃâàYes, karma and skill at finding foam that > > > > doesn't feel like a stack of bricks upon impact! > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > > From: Ann <awoelflebater@> > > > > To: [email protected] > > > > Sent: Wednesday, May 1, 2013 9:33 PM > > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: VI annual YFC! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ãâà> > > > > > > > > > > > --- In [email protected], Michael Jackson <mjackson74@> > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > I'm sure Buck and others might have a word or two to contribute, but > > > > > from what I remember of them, the youthful always win, and it is > > > > > ironic in that you are correct, it is an athletic event, but treated > > > > > quite seriously by the TM peoples as a genuine competition of who is > > > > > most adept at enlivening the Absolute in their consciousness. > > > > > > > > > > As to the gender of the competition, there have never been any public > > > > > demonstrations or competitions of women flyers cuz it would be too > > > > > salacious for the gals to go hopping round the Domes with their boobs > > > > > flopping about, > > > > > > > > Well, women do a whole lot of things that can cause the boobs to cavort > > > > about, including riding a horse. However, even meditating women have > > > > heard of the 'brassiere' and if things get a little wild in the mammary > > > > department they could always don a sports bra. So, I am not sure I buy > > > > the explanation of the impetuous breasts having a mind of their own > > > > while their owner bounces along on a piece of impact-friendly foam that > > > > would be the reason to exclude women from this otherwise > > > > equal-opportunity sport. > > > > > > > > >I mean after all Marshy had to publicly maintain the facade that he > > > > >was a no sex kind of guy (they started the competitions long ago when > > > > >he was still alive and I think there were a few he presided over) and > > > > >it just wouldn't be in the TM style for ladies to do such things in > > > > >public. > > > > > > > > Oh geez, sounds like the 1800's. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So no no no! It wouldn't do to have the gals doing something that > > > > > might incite the men folks to lust - haven't you ever seen the > > > > > ridiculous so-called saris the Mother Divine women wear? They show a > > > > > heap more flesh in India with the authentic ones. > > > > > > > > No, I have not yet had the privilege to witness white women walking > > > > around in saris in Iowa. If ever an anachronism existed this could be a > > > > favourite. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > > > From: Ann <awoelflebater@> > > > > > To: [email protected] > > > > > Sent: Wednesday, May 1, 2013 9:28 PM > > > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: VI annual YFC! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ÃÆ'ââ¬Å¡Ãâà> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In [email protected], Michael Jackson <mjackson74@> > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was brilliant Curtis! And funny too. But who knows, maybe Buck > > > > > > will use his farm muscles to out maneuver all of them on the foam. > > > > > > > > > > I don't really understand what the 'competition' is all about. Do the > > > > > men compete against the men and do the women have a competition too? > > > > > And do the men always outdistance the women? And do the younger > > > > > always outdistance the older? If so, then it seems doubtful any of > > > > > this is flying. It sounds like a competition of strength - pure and > > > > > simple. I don't think the mechanics of pushing off a piece of foam > > > > > with brute force and intention would be the same as having some other > > > > > physical law that governs the ability of a human being to fly, even > > > > > though they have no jet engine or feathers or leathery wings or wings > > > > > like an insect, and therefore lift off is not governed by strength at > > > > > all but by that mysterious force of nature that would allow (although > > > > > not, seemingly, so far yet in the history of TM) a humanoid to lift > > > > > spontaneously off the floor. In other words, I don't buy it; having > > > > > this competition is sort of like a strange parody of what the > > siddhi is > > > > all > > > > > about. I think it sort of demeans the whole thing although on > > > > > another level I kind of like the fact that this event occurs because > > > > > it is almost like a sort of self-imposed joke by the people who > > > > > organize this. It is, in the end, an athletic event, IMVHO. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > > > > From: curtisdeltablues <curtisdeltablues@> > > > > > > To: [email protected] > > > > > > Sent: Wednesday, May 1, 2013 7:40 PM > > > > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: VI annual YFC! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ÃÆ'Ã'âââ¬à ¡ÃÆ'ââ¬Å¡Ãâà> > > > > > This was always schtick, but now it is pathetic schtick with the > > > > > > younger more flexible flyers kicking the asses of the older flyers > > > > > > with decades more experience with the technique, exposing the > > > > > > emperor. > > > > > > > > > > > > And the crowd will watch younger more athletic "flyers" win every > > > > > > event AGAIN, and no one will notice the ass cheeks of the whole > > > > > > theory on full display. > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In [email protected], "card" <cardemaister@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sixth Annual Yogic Flying Competition Coming May 5 > > > > > > > A Yogic FlyingÃÆ'Ã'âââ¬à ¡ÃÆ'ââ¬Å¡Ãâî > > > > > > > competition will be held at the Maharishi Patanjali Golden Domes > > > > > > > May 5 at 2:00 p.m., featuring four events and a live > > > > > > > demonstration of EEG during Yogic Flying practice. > > > > > > > "Yogic Flying is a technique that demonstrates the ability of > > > > > > > individuals to enliven the total potential of natural law in the > > > > > > > simplest form of their own awareness," said Dimitrios Karasis, > > > > > > > president of the Ultimate Flying Club. > > > > > > > Sponsored by the Global Student Council and the Ultimate Flying > > > > > > > Club, the competition will demonstrate the mind-body coordination > > > > > > > of the participating Sidhas, students, staff, faculty, and > > > > > > > Invincible America Assembly participants. > > > > > > > The event will feature four events: 25-meter dash, 25-meter > > > > > > > hurdles, high jump, and long jump. First-, second-, and > > > > > > > third-place medals will be awarded, and cash prizes will be given > > > > > > > to the top contestants by the Super Radiance for Heaven on Earth > > > > > > > Foundation. > > > > > > > There will also be a live demonstration of the EEG of Yogic > > > > > > > Flying conducted by Fred Travis, director of the University's > > > > > > > Center for Brain, Consciousness, and Cognition. Dr. Travis will > > > > > > > explain how Yogic Flying practice brings about increased > > > > > > > orderliness and coherence of brain functioning, demonstrating > > > > > > > scientifically the value of this technology for human life. Group > > > > > > > practice of the Transcendental Meditation and > > > > > > > TM-SidhiÃÆ'Ã'âââ¬à ¡ÃÆ'ââ¬Å¡Ãâî programs, > > > > > > > including Yogic Flying, has been found to reduce social stress > > > > > > > and improve societal quality of life in a number of ways, > > > > > > > including reduced crime and accident rates. > > > > > > > In the last 25 years, many Yogic Flying participants have come > > > > > > > together to demonstrate the peace-creating effect of groups of > > > > > > > Yogic Flyers, sometimes traveling to global hot spots and > > > > > > > war-torn areas. > > > > > > > "A tiny percentage of any population can transform life for the > > > > > > > entire population, simply by diving within," said Craig Pearson, > > > > > > > MUM executive vice-president and author of The Complete Book of > > > > > > > Yogic Flying. "Entire nations can be made invincible, impervious > > > > > > > to negativity, by just a small number of people. This is the > > > > > > > Maharishi Effect." > > > > > > > Everyone is invited to attend this event. Cookies will be served. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --------------- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Have an aning (~uh-ning; hunch in Swedish) we might testify > > > > > > > something > > > > > > > extraordinary! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
