Which brings to mind that it still amazes me how quiet FF is, especially on Sunday nights. Have we reverted to the 50s?! And if this is FF on Sunday night, what is Batavia, town of approx 500, like?! One shudders. Anyway, hopefully everyone at home, getting mutually frisky with beloved partners whatever the hour and or planetary configuration. You and GF could visit, maybe take in an Art Walk, and see for yourself how much we've progressed (-:
________________________________ From: curtisdeltablues <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:03 PM Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: VI annual YFC! Thank God. For the briefest second I entertained the smallest beginning of a shred of doubt that the Maharishi effect was no longer whisking everyone's nether regions away to be returned only on the nights when a jyotish-approved conception was to take place.(before 10:00 pm lights out of course) --- In [email protected], Share Long <sharelong60@...> wrote: > > Huh? Oh, I meant the women in India. From recent news reports there seems > to be a lot of hyper frisky fellers there. > > > > ________________________________ > From: curtisdeltablues <curtisdeltablues@...> > To: [email protected] > Sent: Thursday, May 2, 2013 11:03 AM > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: VI annual YFC! > > > >  > --- In [email protected], Share Long <sharelong60@> wrote: > > Plus they are practical, meaning one could still flee or er apply one's knee > to a feller's nether regions if he got too frisky. > > > > Jesus Share, what do you have on your Match.com profile that would make you > need this deterrent in Fairfield? > > > FWIW, I have never worn a sari in my life. Friends, in misguided > > attempts to convert me, have GIVEN me saris! And I did try one on > > because it was a beautiful shade of royal blue with gold trim, the blue > > making my eyes pop, as the beauticians say. But really, it reminds one > > too much of one's previous life as a mummy ha ha. And how the heck does > > one sit on foam in a sari?! > > > > > > Anyway, punjabis, now that's another whole matter, though I don't have one > > of those either. Yet! They are flowingly feminine and some are such > > beautiful colors and have beads, etc. And they can be sexy depending on > > height of neckline. Plus they are practical, meaning one could still > > flee or er apply one's knee to a feller's nether regions if he got too > > frisky. So punjabis I'm guessing are great for setting boundaries if > > one is about to experience PhysR rather than PsyR or EmoR. I'm just > > sayin. > > > > > > As for YF competition, I don't. Why? Because, at least back in the > > old days, one had to fly in lotus in order to compete. I have never > > been able to fly in lotus. Faulty hip sockets according to Dr. K in > > Kahoka. Born with them. Don't even sit in lotus, he said. So I > > don't. > > > > > > As for mammaries and YF, of course bounciness depends on size of the girls, > > as they're called in thermography circles, and strength of muscle holding > > up all that fat. Though will say that that muscle does seem to have > > gotten stronger over the decades. > > > > > > As for impact friendly foam, I'd say the comfyness of foam depends on one's > > karma. BTW, that's a little levity for the levitators as my Mom would > > say. Yes, karma and skill at finding foam that doesn't feel like a > > stack of bricks upon impact! > > > > > > ________________________________ > > From: Ann <awoelflebater@> > > To: [email protected] > > Sent: Wednesday, May 1, 2013 9:33 PM > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: VI annual YFC! > > > > > > > >  > > > > > > --- In [email protected], Michael Jackson <mjackson74@> wrote: > > > > > > I'm sure Buck and others might have a word or two to contribute, but from > > > what I remember of them, the youthful always win, and it is ironic in > > > that you are correct, it is an athletic event, but treated quite > > > seriously by the TM peoples as a genuine competition of who is most adept > > > at enlivening the Absolute in their consciousness. > > > > > > As to the gender of the competition, there have never been any public > > > demonstrations or competitions of women flyers cuz it would be too > > > salacious for the gals to go hopping round the Domes with their boobs > > > flopping about, > > > > Well, women do a whole lot of things that can cause the boobs to cavort > > about, including riding a horse. However, even meditating women have heard > > of the 'brassiere' and if things get a little wild in the mammary > > department they could always don a sports bra. So, I am not sure I buy the > > explanation of the impetuous breasts having a mind of their own while their > > owner bounces along on a piece of impact-friendly foam that would be the > > reason to exclude women from this otherwise equal-opportunity sport. > > > > >I mean after all Marshy had to publicly maintain the facade that he was a > > >no sex kind of guy (they started the competitions long ago when he was > > >still alive and I think there were a few he presided over) and it just > > >wouldn't be in the TM style for ladies to do such things in public. > > > > Oh geez, sounds like the 1800's. > > > > > > > > > So no no no! It wouldn't do to have the gals doing something that might > > > incite the men folks to lust - haven't you ever seen the ridiculous > > > so-called saris the Mother Divine women wear? They show a heap more flesh > > > in India with the authentic ones. > > > > No, I have not yet had the privilege to witness white women walking around > > in saris in Iowa. If ever an anachronism existed this could be a favourite. > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > From: Ann <awoelflebater@> > > > To: [email protected] > > > Sent: Wednesday, May 1, 2013 9:28 PM > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: VI annual YFC! > > > > > > > > > > > >  > > > > > > > > > --- In [email protected], Michael Jackson <mjackson74@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was brilliant Curtis! And funny too. But who knows, maybe Buck > > > > will use his farm muscles to out maneuver all of them on the foam. > > > > > > I don't really understand what the 'competition' is all about. Do the men > > > compete against the men and do the women have a competition too? And do > > > the men always outdistance the women? And do the younger always > > > outdistance the older? If so, then it seems doubtful any of this is > > > flying. It sounds like a competition of strength - pure and simple. I > > > don't think the mechanics of pushing off a piece of foam with brute force > > > and intention would be the same as having some other physical law that > > > governs the ability of a human being to fly, even though they have no jet > > > engine or feathers or leathery wings or wings like an insect, and > > > therefore lift off is not governed by strength at all but by that > > > mysterious force of nature that would allow (although not, seemingly, so > > > far yet in the history of TM) a humanoid to lift spontaneously off the > > > floor. In other words, I don't buy it; having this competition is sort of > > > like a strange parody of what the siddhi is > > all > > > about. I think it sort of demeans the whole thing although on another > > > level I kind of like the fact that this event occurs because it is almost > > > like a sort of self-imposed joke by the people who organize this. It is, > > > in the end, an athletic event, IMVHO. > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > > From: curtisdeltablues <curtisdeltablues@> > > > > To: [email protected] > > > > Sent: Wednesday, May 1, 2013 7:40 PM > > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: VI annual YFC! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ÃÆ'‚ > > > > This was always schtick, but now it is pathetic schtick with the > > > > younger more flexible flyers kicking the asses of the older flyers with > > > > decades more experience with the technique, exposing the emperor. > > > > > > > > And the crowd will watch younger more athletic "flyers" win every event > > > > AGAIN, and no one will notice the ass cheeks of the whole theory on > > > > full display. > > > > > > > > --- In [email protected], "card" <cardemaister@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sixth Annual Yogic Flying Competition Coming May 5 > > > > > A Yogic FlyingÃÆ'‚® competition will be held at the > > > > > Maharishi Patanjali Golden Domes May 5 at 2:00 p.m., featuring four > > > > > events and a live demonstration of EEG during Yogic Flying practice. > > > > > "Yogic Flying is a technique that demonstrates the ability of > > > > > individuals to enliven the total potential of natural law in the > > > > > simplest form of their own awareness," said Dimitrios Karasis, > > > > > president of the Ultimate Flying Club. > > > > > Sponsored by the Global Student Council and the Ultimate Flying Club, > > > > > the competition will demonstrate the mind-body coordination of the > > > > > participating Sidhas, students, staff, faculty, and Invincible > > > > > America Assembly participants. > > > > > The event will feature four events: 25-meter dash, 25-meter hurdles, > > > > > high jump, and long jump. First-, second-, and third-place medals > > > > > will be awarded, and cash prizes will be given to the top contestants > > > > > by the Super Radiance for Heaven on Earth Foundation. > > > > > There will also be a live demonstration of the EEG of Yogic Flying > > > > > conducted by Fred Travis, director of the University's Center for > > > > > Brain, Consciousness, and Cognition. Dr. Travis will explain how > > > > > Yogic Flying practice brings about increased orderliness and > > > > > coherence of brain functioning, demonstrating scientifically the > > > > > value of this technology for human life. Group practice of the > > > > > Transcendental Meditation and TM-SidhiÃÆ'‚® programs, > > > > > including Yogic Flying, has been found to reduce social stress and > > > > > improve societal quality of life in a number of ways, including > > > > > reduced crime and accident rates. > > > > > In the last 25 years, many Yogic Flying participants have come > > > > > together to demonstrate the peace-creating effect of groups of Yogic > > > > > Flyers, sometimes traveling to global hot spots and war-torn areas. > > > > > "A tiny percentage of any population can transform life for the > > > > > entire population, simply by diving within," said Craig Pearson, MUM > > > > > executive vice-president and author of The Complete Book of Yogic > > > > > Flying. "Entire nations can be made invincible, impervious to > > > > > negativity, by just a small number of people. This is the Maharishi > > > > > Effect." > > > > > Everyone is invited to attend this event. Cookies will be served. > > > > > > > > > > --------------- > > > > > > > > > > Have an aning (~uh-ning; hunch in Swedish) we might testify something > > > > > extraordinary! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
