Yep, this piece was written specifically for you, Judy. Barry definitely, and tragically, has a hard on for you, so to speak.
--- In [email protected], "authfriend" <authfriend@...> wrote: > > --- In [email protected], "Ann" <awoelflebater@> wrote: > > > > --- In [email protected], turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > (snip) > > > 1. AUTHORITY > > > A. I have a natural talent for influencing people. > > > B. I am not good at influencing people. > > > C. I am *excellent* at influencing people, even though I've > > > been trying to influence a few of them for over a decade now, > > > with little or no effect. It's not me..it's them. They're > > > just too STOOPID to admit my influence over them. > > > > > > 2. SELF-SUFFICIENCY > > > A. I rarely depend on anyone else. > > > B. I sometimes depend on other people to get things done. > > > C. I am so self-sufficient that I no longer have to do > > > anything to "get" the people I don't like; my many toadies > > > and minions do it for me. > > > > (snip) > > Barry, you get a grade 'B' for creativity in rehashing an old > > subject and further revealing that old, crusty, pus-y thorn in > > your side in a slightly more original way than usual. Although > > this is still primarily about Judy and your frustration with > > the damn woman, this little self quiz has some elements of > > slight humour present. Some of this humour is unintentional > > because of the way it jerks back and catches you unexpectedly > > and trips you up > > What cracks me up are the inadvertent self-contradictions, > such as between 1C and 2C above. Plus 1C is contradicted > by the fact of Barry's having gone to the trouble to write > the post in the first place (not to mention the zillions > of others he's written boasting of how I've failed to get > him to pay any attention to me). > > He really *is* just too STOOPID to admit my influence over him. > > > > > > but that is the price we sometimes pay for the larger pleasure of exacting > > a form of revenge. Still, I found this insignificant post (on this > > backwater, inconsequential forum) making me smile, just a little. Keep > > going, you might just stumble upon a subject and a way of writing about > > that subject in a fresh new way one of these decades. Have a really, really > > great day in whatever city you may be in today. > > > > > >
